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Jan '07 part 5: I'm the Easter Bunny, my nose is cold and runny - so let's use LTH's patented tissue folding technique!

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2HappyEaster · 26/03/2007 19:54

I'm the Easter Bunny
My nose is cold and runny
Don't think it's funny cos it'snot.

I'm the Easter Bunny
My nose is cold and runny
So give us a carrot or go away.

Happy Easter

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RGeeSusIsCrucified · 02/04/2007 15:37

NO!!!!!! Stop MSN-ing and stay on Mumsnet!!!!!!!!

RGeeSusIsCrucified · 02/04/2007 15:38

Please can I have a back massage?

RGeeSusIsCrucified · 02/04/2007 15:41

Forgot to say, I'm just about to head of to the 'coctor's' for them to check out my piles . I'll report back on the humilation later. Although having walked down a hospital corridor naked with Pippa's toes poking out of my fanjo whilst 10cm dilated I don't really think I'm too bothered by anyone looking at my arsehole

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 16:18

RGee - come join us on MSN too I warn you though, we do just talk bollocks

Yes you can have a back massage.

Shimmer · 02/04/2007 16:51

my mum has an aunt called bob! Really.

Ooohhh i'd like a back massage too please.

Good luck at the coctors RGee

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 17:51

Hello havent you all been busy today

Jabs went fine but hattie been awake all day and now nodded off after 2oz of milk aaargh guess who'll be hungary later

Been domestic mummy today next door neighbour came round and she looked after hattie and her dd2 and I made cakes with ellie and her dd1 we have an assortment of fairy cakes with blue,pink and red icing and hundreds of sugar flowers, hndreds and thousands etc looked very appetising (not)

Boo hoo spa to far for me even phoned dh and asked how long it would take me to drive there around 4 hours lets have a weekend away abroad please

LTH cant believe they suggested calomine lotion duh thats what you put on chicken pox to dry them up isnt it?

Rgee/laughalot come on get msn purlease oh and rgee pissed myself at your hospital comment such a lovely image I have of you now

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 18:02

added one new picture of the 4 of us at the christening party on my profile

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 19:02

Ok Ok how about here ???

Anyone who wants to come just sign up and let me know

LOs to be left with DH/DPs please.

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 19:10

oh go on then wilkie you've twisted my arm think I can make it now financing it how about I approach mnhq to see if we can go as a research project??

ps 1 or 2 weeks just need to let mil know how many weeks the 3 of them will be at hers

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 19:36

Definately 2 weeks.

I don't see why MNHQ wouldn't finance it - it could be a project to see what happens when you put a load of MNers that haven't met each other onto an island with each other (think we would be OK as long as we steered clear discussions about weaning, smacking, controlled crying and MMR )

Just tried my bikini on in readiness - f*ck me do I look a bugger

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 19:40

well I have my full length kaftan at the ready may get my toes suntanned though!

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2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 19:42

D'you think I could move there, and get dh to just bring ds2 for feeds?

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Dragonhart · 02/04/2007 19:45

Glad you talked it out Laughalot. Have to say it would have pissed me off if DH had talked to someone else about something so important but can also see he was worried about you. As 2happy said, Men!

Dsis went on a spa day for a hen night last sat, but as she was 19months preg, they wouldnt let her do anything except the facial (even thoughshe had to pay £95 quid for it all and the others got a massage and to use the steam roo and sauna room- she just had to sit a t the side of the pool!) She has her scan on wed so hoping all is well for her.

I went to one of the mums I met at the toddler group I go to's house today with another mum I met there and spoke to adults other than my mum and DH!! It was fun actually and L didnt attack the other girls there which is a bonus! Came home and mum had bought some cakes around, so had them and a cup of tea. All in all a good day.

If anyone wants my MSN address it is chrisdegenhart at hotmail dot com.

Dragonhart · 02/04/2007 19:47

OMG! 19 weeks pregnant! >

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 19:49

19 months bloody hell I moaned about 9 months!

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2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 19:50

19 months?!!

Also at having to spend £95 for a hen do and not being able to do any of it!

Oh ok ok I have succumed and set up MSN (though you're welcome to shun me if you want some time off my dribbling inanities ) iainandbeckys at hotmail dot co dot uk

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CarrotAteAllTheEggs · 02/04/2007 19:51

That's a very strange image, rgee, was she a footling breech then? That can be tricky can't it?

Tiny wedding is escalating into a much bigger thing, now we are 25 people at the service/meal and have had to go into the great hall, much nicer, but more expensive. Went there for lunch today to look at rooms and logistics etc, it's very beautiful, I really hope it's as sunny as today. So much to do

I want to msm too if everyone else is, let me, let me

How much weight do you think I can safely lose in 3 weeks with bf? I really want a size 14 dress instead of 16, and would rather not look back at a moonface for evermore

LadyTophamHatt · 02/04/2007 19:55

Right...thats it...just stop it...stopit right now.....I mean it....JUST STOP!

I can't bloody keep up with you lot so would you all kindly stop talking until I'm here

Georges right cheek is one great big flaky mess. I'm going to leave it without any cream until tomorrow morning to see it the cream it the thing he's reacting too.
I just hope it is because if it's not I imagine it will be very sore because it's so dry without cream.
Poor little chap, he's such a happy and gorgeous little thing, it breaks my heart to see his beautiful face so red and sore.

If the nurse can't suggest anything else tomorrow I'm going to go back to the doctors again and demand something more effective.

I mean...bloody calomine lotion FFS...I felt like lamping her!

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2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 19:59

LTH - have you tried either emulsifying ointment or epaderm - both available over the counter, both lovely and greasy and mild and good for dry skin

Ummmm, never actually used MSN before...this may take me a while to work out!

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CarrotAteAllTheEggs · 02/04/2007 20:07

LTH- have you tried something naturally soothing like camomile flowers or teabags, made into a cooled tea to bathe it, or calendular homeopathic cream? Even if they don't clear it, it should at least soothe and cool the area. Unlikely to make it worse anyway

Dragonhart · 02/04/2007 20:08

I FKING HATE TRAIL BIKES! Some cock outside is riding one up and down on the pathement and around the field oposite, has been for the last 15 mins. If he wakes up R or L, I swear I will go and poke a stick in his wheel! If it is not some knob on a trail bike it is a monkey bike or the police helicopter or plane trying to catch them! AAAAHHHHHH!

LadyTophamHatt · 02/04/2007 20:08

Bliemy 2happy, Im surpised you understood that.....

"it the cream it the thing he's reacting too"

what??

"Too see if the cream is the thing he is reacting too"

.....is what I meant to say.

I dread to think what typos I've made over the months and not realised. You probably all think I'm a right Thickhead.

I'm not.

well...not all the time anyway.

LadyTophamHatt · 02/04/2007 20:11

Carrot, I think I'll start all the fancy stuff tomorrow because I'll bet you a tenner the nurse won't be able to suggest anything else.

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 20:15

Dragonhart - my hen do was at the spa I linked to, I was 13 weeks pg so couldn't use the facilities either. Hey ho - it was a FAB day

Dragonhart · 02/04/2007 20:21

Mmmm. I had a swedish massage morning before my wedding and would highly recomend it! I was very relaxed going down the aisle. It was either the massage or the 3 glasses of champagne I had with my dad before the car came!