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Jan '07 part 5: I'm the Easter Bunny, my nose is cold and runny - so let's use LTH's patented tissue folding technique!

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2HappyEaster · 26/03/2007 19:54

I'm the Easter Bunny
My nose is cold and runny
Don't think it's funny cos it'snot.

I'm the Easter Bunny
My nose is cold and runny
So give us a carrot or go away.

Happy Easter

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ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 09:08

doesnt work >

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 09:09

Bollox here

Lizzzombie · 02/04/2007 09:59

Handy tip to get your Breast Fed baby to sleep for 6 hours in a row....drink 3 mohitos! Worked for me! x

CarrotAteAllTheEggs · 02/04/2007 10:38

ooh, what's a mohito? Sounds like it has tequila in it... (..and two more for wilkie)

CarrotAteAllTheEggs · 02/04/2007 10:39

Full stops that is, not mohitos!

2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 11:24

Morning all
Laughalot - sorry you had such a crap evening, glad the talk eased things bit. FWIW I think the male brain just works totally differently (no shit!) and they honestly believe they're doing us a favour, protecting us, by not telling us stuff. Men! Bloody hopeless species!
Hope everyone was out enjoying the weather this weekend! Dh is on call fri-mon this BH weekend so I'm stuck with kids (and in laws on sunday) so no doubt it'll pour with rain!

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Lizzzombie · 02/04/2007 11:29

MOHITO RECIPIE....absolutely lush. You have to try this!

  1. Lime Juice (1 whole lime equals about 3 teaspoons) or use limejuice from concentrate.
  2. Sugar (2 heaping teaspoons)
  3. Mint Leaves (freshest are the best!) You need about
  4. Four to Five mint leaves per drink. (3 for mashing and 2 for garnish at the end)
  5. Bacardi Limon (clear) Rum (2 oz)
  6. Angostura Bitters (dash)
  7. Ice
  8. Club Soda (2/3 cup)
  9. Straws (the green ones with the accordion top are cool)
10. A few mint leaves and one lime slice (for garnish)
looshkin · 02/04/2007 12:07

just had to say Lizz

mohito my absolute drink in the whole world - off to attack the mint bush now....

2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 12:36

Mmmmmmmm sounds nice, though you posted the recipe after I'd been to the shops!!

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laughalot · 02/04/2007 13:00

yummy yummy linz

Wilkie lets go its not to far from us

I think last time last year we were all making babies im sure I conceived over easter must have sold out of easter eggs, wilkie just for you ...

laughalot · 02/04/2007 13:01

This time last year !!!!! Cant you tell im blond no wonder my dh dosent tell me anything I cant take it in im thick

LadyTophamHatt · 02/04/2007 13:06

Morning girls, Sorry, have tonnes of washing to hang out so can't do personalys but just wanted to tell you this-

just back from the doctors agin about Georges face..
Last night it was sooooo red and look really sore with big flaky bits of skin(Strangley its mostly on one cheek, with only teeny tiny bits else where n his arms and legs). I think now the E45 is making it worse still.....

Saw a locum doctor who agreed with the last doctor in that its not excema(sp?).

My chin nearly hit the floor when she siad try calomine lotion.

FFS calomine!!! probably the most drying stuff there is!

So I'm back at square one really.
Chemist didn't have any oilatum so can't try that.

Will be back at the coctors agin tomorrow for his jabs so will ask about it again

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 13:25

Aw carrot - thought you were talking about alcohol not full stops

Who else want to come on the jolly with me, Laughalot and EAH I'll have a back massage

laughalot · 02/04/2007 13:46

Ooh wilkie we should be sat outside with a glass of southern comfort, kids asleep and loads of choccie.

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 13:50

Come round to mine right now and I can give you that Laughalot

EasterHattieOrShouldItBeBonnet · 02/04/2007 13:52

Oooh Lizzzz, I love mohitos - although they are (partly) to blame for the appearance of dd as she was conceived on a particularly boozy holiday in Cuba!

LTH - interesting typo for doctors! Maybe given the advice he gave you 'coctor' is an appropriate name though. Hope you get some better advice tomorrow.

Can I come on the spa weekend please? We've just got back from 4 days away at a wedding in Ireland and I am seriously in need of a break!! I'm so not used to 3 late nights in a row .

Also just found out I've got to make a flaming Easter bonnet for dd to wear in the pre-school parade tomorrow afternoon. I'm useless at making things - any ideas on how I can cheat?!

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 13:55

Hattie - straw hat, tie some yellow ribbon round, pin some chicks to the ribbon (get them from cake shops), attach elastic to go underneath DD's chin and Robert is your Father's Brother (i.e Bob's your Uncle)

laughalot · 02/04/2007 13:57

Easter hattie dont asda sell them ? .

Wilkie there is also thoresby hall but im no good at links im afraid.

Well both my kids are having a nap, my washing is out and im chilling with a cuppa on here.

EasterHattieOrShouldItBeBonnet · 02/04/2007 13:58

Thanks Wilkie - even that sounds a bit complicated for my non-existent 'crafty' side, but I'll give it a go.

And, interestingly, I do have an Uncle Bob

laughalot · 02/04/2007 13:58

Aaah wilkie I think little j needs a sister so you can make all these pretty things for her .

laughalot · 02/04/2007 13:59

Bob is my fil im afraid he is six feet under though.

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 14:01

I want J to have a sister otherwise J will be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so girly and art/crafty but he will want to play with diggers in mud whilst I will want to have him playing with glitter and glue

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 14:02

Laughalot - you seriously need to sort yout MSN out. Stop MNing and get yourself registering MSN!!!!

2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 14:16

Ooh, Spa. I tried going for a massage with dsis and mum, but was under 12w pg and they said they couldn't massage me as it might "stimulate the baby too much" so they gave me a manicure instead. Not quite the same thing

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2HappyEaster · 02/04/2007 14:17

Man, this festive thread is going to run out before it's even Easter!!

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