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It's the Christmas party at Mugabe nights, pull up a bar stool and order your shots! August 2015

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FattyNinjaOwl · 06/12/2015 21:47

New thread for all the regulars at the bar, and the not so regulars too.

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everythingispeachy · 24/12/2015 03:48

I just lost a post and about to go to bed so in brief.

Ha ha ha Mzzf. Tory mp Welsh national anthem springs to mind. Name? ?

Frolic hope you are sleeping.

Loves the bridge is open!

Joskar hope you get better soon

Fanby idris!!!

Dosy new thing ds2 does is gets really excited getting undressed because he knows it's bathtub. Cute!

Happy Christmas eve. Maybe it will be a Christmas miracle and we'll all get a full nights sleep tomorrow. I believe. I believe!

Fanby · 24/12/2015 04:38

Oh peachy that is super cute about bath time!!

I'm on the third feed. I feel the bar is quiet tonight, which is good!! Well done babies I hope your giving all the mums a well earned rest before the christmas onslaught well and truly begins!! Wine

Tindel · 24/12/2015 05:58

peachy MP miming badly to the Welsh national anthem was John Redwood. Also, very cute about bath time - J seems to like being wrapped up in his towel at the end the most at the moment.

fanby good luck packing the car. I'm getting better at not taking everything, so hoping to be able to fit DH and the presents this time round!

On second feed of the night - timely use of the dummy managed to get us another hour's sleep, which is nice. Still knackered though, so think we should get a bit more sleep now.

Frolicacid · 24/12/2015 07:06

Happy Christmas Eve Mugabes! We got the sleep! Yay! 11-4 and 4:30-6:45 - that will do me.
The whimpering has stopped as well 🙂
So much wind overnight. Poor frolicdog decided in the wee hours that she was too scared to sleep in the attic room with dh and had to come and get under the duvet next to me. This meant we had to transfer Ds into his crib, but he didn't seem to mind.

3 gentle snores sounds lovely slow. There is nothing gentle about dh, Ds or the dog's snoring in this house!

That's a brilliant story mzzf! You clearly are a champion mimer! Have you seen that lip sync battle program? You could win 🙊

We're only going for the day to my sisters tomorrow fanby and I have no idea how we'll fit all the presents in! I may have over shopped again, whoops.

not too busy at the bar last night - I hope that means there has been plenty of sleep. Hoping for Christmas miracles all round 🎄🎅🏻

sianihedgehog · 24/12/2015 07:57

mzzzf my DP woke DS coming to bed late, too. Was raging.
We've had a bit of a crap night here. DS couldn't nap yesterday and was HORRIBLY overtired come bedtime. I got him to sleep at 9 but he woke at 11, 2, 4, and 7. He's currently dozing on my lap as he can't seem to get deeply asleep. He's snuffly, too, which isn't helping.
Very cute about the bath, peachy! DS LOVES being naked, but I think his favourite bit of the bath is having a nice relaxing wee in it at the end. His cutest thing is that he gets SUPER EXCITED when he wakes up and it's morning. Huge grins just splitting his face, lots of laughing and talking, just absolute joy that we're all awake and it's a new day. Xmas Smile

FattySantaRobin · 24/12/2015 08:11

Ds2 has decided today is the day he will attempt a commando crawl....and very nearly do it.

It's the Christmas party at Mugabe nights, pull up a bar stool and order your shots! August 2015
mzzzf · 24/12/2015 08:37

Yay!! Go fatty DS 😁

Siani I feel the crap nights. Once DH woke her it took me 1.5hrs to get her back down. Only to be woken 3 and a bit hours later then every 30mins from there until 7am. All whilst DH snored through. He better not eat the good ones from the Roses today!!!

I don't even any of you travelling today. Although it's a good opportunity for a car nap, obvs if you're not behind the wheel! 😁

Dozygirl · 24/12/2015 09:21

Happy Christmas eve!!! I hope father christmas brings sleep and extra energy to one and all tomorrow. .

Go Nathan fatty. He looks super chuffed with himself.

Siani sorry for the crap nights sleep. Xxx

Fanby hope molls is good for u tonight.

Mzzf lol at the miming. Hilarious.

Frolic glad he's ok after his jabs and slept reasonably well for u

Dp went out last night and my mum was desperate to babysit so who am I to deprive her lol so off she trundled so I could finally get the housework done! I feel so much better now the house is tidy. It's stresses me out not having the time to tidy. My bedrooms always the worst because I concentrate on other areas first and never have time for the bedroom.
Got a load of washing done and had to stay up late waiting for a nappy wash to be done butat least it's all done in time for Xmas now. Dp was well drunk when he came home. I'm not so keen on drunk people though tbh! I find it funny for all of 5 mins then I've had enough. Luckily he went to bed after making a pizza and left me in peace to watch the affair. Ooh greys anatomy is back on sky demand so I get to watch that now too. Then I think I'll have to try this pretty little liars thing.

MaGratgarlik1983 · 24/12/2015 09:55

Mzzf there must have been something in the air last night. DH came to bed late and woke me up to the point or my being fully awake. This was at half midnight. Finally got back to sleep only to be woken at three.by the cat scratching at the door. Then DS woke at 5 and then 7 and had to tag in DH who was really good and took him to town to get the last fe lw bits whilst I slept. Merry Xmas eve All!

FattySantaRobin · 24/12/2015 10:42

I'm making baubles with the DC
I've made a death star [santa]

It's the Christmas party at Mugabe nights, pull up a bar stool and order your shots! August 2015
everythingispeachy · 24/12/2015 11:00

Father Christmas has brought us early Christmas presents! A scratchy throat for me, gungy eyes for ds2 and a runny bum for ds1. Dh seems to have missed out. It's going to be a Merry Christmas at the peachy's.

loveandsmiles · 24/12/2015 11:10

So excited - Xmas Eve [santa] [santa] [santa]. The DC have now reached fever pitch - it's going to be a long, long day.........

slow love the car and kiddy pics - made me Smile

mzzzf lol at your lip syncing - I have watched a celeb version of that in the wee small hours many times - you would be good on it !!

peachy yay to the Forth Bridge being reopened - despatched DH off to Costco to get all the fresh food for the Xmas dinnerXmas Grin. Your DS sounds super cute getting excited for his little bath - it's so sweet.

frolic sounds like Santa has come early giving you sleep[santa]

fatty Nathan is so clever with his commando crawling - my baby does not move - I don't know what she'll make of the Jumperoo Santa is bringing her!! I am very impressed with your bauble making.

dozy sounds like you have lots of tv to keep you occupied - hope you have lots of chocs tooXmas Grin

DD been up hourly again Xmas Sad. Just got snuggled into a lovely sleep at 4am when DHs car alarm went off - aaaaarrrrrrgggggg - he was sleeping in spare room at other side of house so didn't hear it - guess who was out in howling wind and pouring rain switching it off??? By the time I got back up to bed DD lying there babbling away - I am destined not to sleep.......

PerpetualSummer · 24/12/2015 11:11

Popping in quickly to say Merry Christmas to everyone given only 2 hours left for us here in Sydney. Hope you enjoy your first Christmas with your little ones!

loveandsmiles · 24/12/2015 11:13

Aaaahhhh peachy xpost - so sorry for you and praying that it will be a 24hr quick bug xxx

FattySantaRobin · 24/12/2015 11:16

Perpetual have a great day! [santa] I'm so excited!
peachy hope it passes quickly. Lots of lemsips for you.

Slowifeandthegrumpydwarfs · 24/12/2015 13:18

Hyvää Joulua!!

Off to the carol service now. DH has finished work for the holidays. The sun is shining. I can almost forget that I have only had 4 hours sleep (and they were not all together - Grin)

Hope everyone has a wonderful day. Sorry not to reply everyone's posts, have been reading in between pulling grumpy 1 off the ceiling and grabbing the last few bits for Christmas dinner but time to post properly is escaping me.

To all those suffering with bugs and colds I hope they miraculously clear up in time for the tomorrow.

mzzf your lip synching story proper cracked me up. Love it!

frolic how is DS today?

joskar how are you today?

dozy hope your DP is getting a dose of hungover parenting practice today Grin.

fanby I love my car sticker too, although someone asked if I am going to take it off now that grumpy 1 is learning to read. Hell no! I think being able to spell 'arse' is an important life skill, there are so many of them in the world!!!

To all those travelling today, stay safe and make sure you carry snacks xx

Tindel · 24/12/2015 16:38

Argh - turns out I dropped my wallet at the services yesterday! Just cancelled my cards and I have £20 off DH to last me for now. Arse. Oh well, all I was going to do today was wrap the last of my presents and pick up something else for DH. It wasn't vital, but still annoying nonetheless.

Frolicacid · 24/12/2015 20:58

Merry Christmas all!
It's another disaster day chez frolic. I'm dripping with snot AGAIN 😷, Ds is a right grumpy bum, he won't feed properly, the cheesecake I made for tomorrow is runny and my dads present didn't arrive!
Oh well! I'm still stupidly excited about it being Christmas tomorrow though!
I hope you're all having a lovely Christmas Eve.

What a cutie fatty!

Standing in solidarity with you in the war on sickness everything 💪🏻 I hope it passes soon.

Happy Christmas Day perpetual! I hope Father Christmas was kind to you 🎅🏻

Ds is not impressed at all today loves. A shitty combination of post jabs, antibiotics in my milk and probably another cold brewing means that he's giving it some serious sad face today.

That's so annoying tindel. There is never a right time for these things, but Christmas is definitely not a good time.

🍷🍷🍷 to our babies' first Christmases 🎄

mzzzf · 24/12/2015 21:08

Oh tindel and frolic that's crappola!!

Mini mzzzf slept for a total of 30mins today - tonight will be fun!! Maybe I'll see Santa 🎅🏻

Praying we all get restful nights and Merry Christmases filled with lots of laughter and chocolate! (Haha my dirty dirty iPad offered the predicted word of 'cock' as I wrote the c for chocolate - grrrr that's what got us into this mess in the first place!!) 😁

MaGratgarlik1983 · 24/12/2015 21:39

Oh Frolic I hope everything works out! And tindel how annoying! DS fell asleep on me and missed his usual bedtime so alk hell broke loose trying to settle him! Looks like he is a creature of habit! just tried to quickly shave my legs in order to wear Xmas dress and gave cut then to ribbons - I'll be rocking the plaster look tomorrow then! DH just said he still needs to wrap stuff up...really man?? Crazy. I have cracked open the stollen yum. Merry Xmas and a happy yule to all xxx

kbro79 · 24/12/2015 22:27

Hope everyone has lovely and healthy and sleepy christmas'. DS is wide awake and chatting and laughing so I'm not hopeful of a good night. But hey, maybe I'll also get to see the big man tonight too.

Speaking of him, DS humoured a great photo op for mummy today!!

It's the Christmas party at Mugabe nights, pull up a bar stool and order your shots! August 2015
Clstow · 24/12/2015 23:11

Just a very quick one from me to say happy Christmas Mugabeans 🎄
I'll do a proper post when I can. Hope you are all having a lovely festive time, I am so excited for DS's first Crimbo. Hope we all get the gift of sleep. And wine. Lots of wine Xmas Grin

everythingispeachy · 24/12/2015 23:12

Right my santa duties are complete. Going to bed and hoping for some decent sleep. Merry Christmas Xmas SmileStar

MaGratgarlik1983 · 25/12/2015 00:00

Merry Christmas xx

Dozygirl · 25/12/2015 07:15

Merry Christmas 🎄

Lol slow I was too kind to my dp after his night out and let him lie in and have breakfast in bed. Next time I'll punish him.

Frolic hope you feel better soon.

Joskar I forgot to send u a hug. Really hope you start feeling better soon. Must be so hard with 2 little ones and to be constantly feeling ill.

Kbro love the picture. I feel a bit bad that I didn't take dd to Father Christmas this year. And next year they'll probably all freak out by being near a strange old man with a beard lol.

I left my phone in my friends car last night so I'm feeling like a part of me is missing. My iPad charger is crap and its battery was flat so took about 45 mins to charge up enough to turn on so had no time to mumsnet. I'm way too addicted to my phone but of all days to leave it behind lol. How am I gonna wish people happy Christmas etc.

I'm so excited to be up and open all pipers presents. I've not got her anything but other people have heehee. And I've got some big boxes to open from dp which I have no idea what they are.

Hope u all have a fabulous day xxxx