We've no time for JSing. We're battling green nappies, sleepless nights, x-box playing men and trying to hide our sling addictions. Fuck it, let's do a runner on a golf cart.

[TheBooMonster]

A lovely thread for all the JS Grad Grads to chat feeding, sleep and post-birth STUFF.

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Roll call please ladies and perhaps add the number of slings and buggies you have acquired at the time of posting... wink

It's really odd that I'm a bit sad H is losing the hair from her ears isn't it? She was my baby werewolf!!

Haha, the life of a baby eh Pis!

We've shagged once since miniP was born. We could probably fit it in now he's started going to bed before us, but I don't particularly have the inclination. Number one because DH is such an asshat most of the time at the moment. And number two because I can't even contemplate tackling my leg hair and turbo muff right now.

Bless zyla.

I feel so unattractive when bfing. I'm all flabby and leaky. Leg hair is fine but yes, must tackle the fanjo hair.

Turbo muff

We'd not had a successful shag up until he came back from holiday on Weds and we had a moment of surprise passion and a quickie Which may have been what set off the kidney infection in hindsight
Feeling SO much better today!
DH has fallen asleep on our bed, so he's obviously volunteered for baby supervision this evening... Telly here I come!

He left a tube of lube on a high shelf in the lounge and I had to ask him to take it down I'm like 'wank all you like, but at least PRETEND that you don't!'

I'm with will, I have neither the time or the energy for sex. DH is following me round like he's on heat mind, glares at he who is sleeping all night and not breastfeeding his doctor has put him on a week long sex ban after a minor face operation so he doesn't burst stitches though breathes sigh of relief

aww zyla she's growing up before you know it she'll be bringing boys home! from nursery for playdates

I did it! I'm officially on the path to having a skinny bum again! only 1stone 12 to lose with the option to go down another half if I still feeling squidgey... though now i have to eat foods with fibre in...

I've been having problems with my boobs, my nipples hurt and after closer inspection are often white. I've worked out its because my bra is obviously too small and the pressure of the cup pushing on them is cutting off the blood! If I take them out of my bra they go back to normal, but they hurt!

So I obviously need new bras now my milk is properly established. Ive measured myself and need a GG cup. I know you can wear a properly fitted under wired bra for nursing, and always used to wear underwires, but I don't want to now as I'm horribly unlucky and would be bound to be the person who has issues with blocked ducts etc. so I need a non wired nursing bra in a GG. I don't want to go traipsing all over and I know most places won't stock these.....any suggestions please to save me agony or hours of shopping around?

Thanks! :)

ness lol at the tube of lube!

Hahahah Ness! That reminds me of a few nights ago when DH came to bed late. I snuggled up to him and started a bit of willy fondling... thinking I'd be kind and throw him a hand job, but he kept moving my hand away and trying to hold it instead I was all like "did you just have a wank in the shower?" and he was all sheepish and haha!

Ha the dirty buggers!

I know the Debenhams ones I have come in a G Zyla but not sure if they go further. Have a look online? Surely the likes of bravissimo or figleaves must have some. Or that Hotmilk.

Just looked and Debenhams definitely have some.

I'll have a look, thanks wil

Bravissimo are great This bra is my favourite, £28 which I thought was reasonable for a good nursing bra, neutral colours, very comfy, and most importantly IMHO actually machine washable and tumble dry able!!

It's amazing how having a sprog makes you appreciate the simple things. I've just tidied up the kitchen, sorted some laundry, then sat with a cuppa and read the paper front to back, before actually cleansing toning and moisturisinglike a real grown up and getting into bed at 9:30 And it's been lovely! I'm so fucking old, lol

Thanks ness :)

crafty men!

zyla I got a good bra from bravado I'm pretty sure they do GG's

Glad your feeling better ness

Aw I look just like the girl in that picture after having a baby Ness.

Accidentally left white noise too loud and now my ears are ringing. Thankfully it was closer to me than to baby. Must be more careful.

Haha! Yeah, they don't use the most appropriate models do they?? The girl in the White is like "huh? Why do I need a fricking CLIP on my bra?".
And the girl in black is all "Ooh I can think of a saucy use for this easy boob access!"
Neither of those women have ever walked home from town feeling a bit uncomfortable, then realised it's because you've left one side of your bra unattached

Hahaha at bra models!

Not just me then. I can be out for a whole day without realising I'm still undone. I'm so tired I could cry.

Morning. I'm sure I replied to this yesterday but the reception here is shit so it didn't take.
I'll start again and add more..
Turbo muff -snigger!
I'm now at hotel after leaving R. Sat in the back with her to the airport, stared at me all the way (I thought she knew I was leaving her, she was probably thinking Wtf are you sitting in the back with me for), and when they drov e away ask I could see was these huge blue eyes staring again at me.
Sob
So she apparently kicked off in the car, but she had a trapped burp and then at her grandparents. I hope she's just tired from the travelling and lack of naps.

Today: she's OK, though kept the husband up after having a ccrafty 3am pooh!
Also, grandma fed her at ten, put her down to go get something downstairs, came back up and she's fallen asleep, on her own!!
Woohoooooooo
Bet she won't do that fir me...

Bravissimo are fantastic for the larger endowed breastickles amongst us.
They really know their stuff re sizing.
M&S however, do not.

I.once worked with a girl who used to work at the lingerie department in m&s as she was a lesbian and was a legit way to look at boobs all day.
She said the amount of hook ups she had in the cubicle was amazing... Even if the girls fellas were outside holding the kids/rest of shopping.
Dirty bit!

Awwwil big hugs!

OMG Min really? Some people are just so horny. Hope you enjoy the break. would break your arm to be a flight away from children atm.

Newborn cuddles really are the best thing ever (is she still a newborn?). I was going to go out but am putting it off cos we're having lovely loves!

Zyla other people saying things like "Awww she's so small" remind me she's a newborn. She feels so big compared to when she was born but she is actually still a really tiny person!