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We've no time for JSing. We're battling green nappies, sleepless nights, x-box playing men and trying to hide our sling addictions. Fuck it, let's do a runner on a golf cart.

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TheBooMonster · 15/04/2015 12:08

A lovely thread for all the JS Grad Grads to chat feeding, sleep and post-birth STUFF.

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Roll call please ladies and perhaps add the number of slings and buggies you have acquired at the time of posting... wink

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Pisghetti · 25/05/2015 08:53

Can Micro not use one?

cookielove · 25/05/2015 09:45

E used to love our jumperoo but now he can crawl he would much rather be out and about exploring e.g pulling on all the wires he can find :(

He also is getting extremely good at pulling himself up, thankfully he hasn't noticed the sky box and play station e.t.c as they are all within his reach now! Dh thinks its because we down touch them so he has no interest.

JuniDD · 25/05/2015 10:54

OMFG why will this child not sleep?! Last night was shit and now she won't nap. Go with it, I know...but argh!!

FurryScoob · 25/05/2015 11:51

Shit night here too, miniscoob spent the first half hurling herself round the cot in her sleep & the second half star fishing in my bed Envy she's now up wiggling round the floor & I feel like a zombie.

WilHarlot · 25/05/2015 12:36

We didn't have the best night either. Full moon?Wink

We were advised against it Pis and I'd feel really guilty if I did something which caused some damage. But I am oh so very tempted...

JuniDD · 25/05/2015 12:52

She is now asleep on my shoulder, screamed when I tried to put her down. Throwback to newborn days!

ZylaB · 25/05/2015 15:55

H is 15 weeks, which is 11 and a bit corrected. Wonder weeks reckons she's going through a leap there, could she be having a growth spurt too? My happy baby has been replaced by a screaming grumpy clingy needy one who I'm sure has gotten loads bigger too! Think I'm going to have to resign myself to lots more boob time!

FurryScoob · 25/05/2015 17:37

Wonder weeks & growth spurts are a load of crap, these babies are all on the secret Jsing babies site plotting together. It's the only explanation as to why they all have crap nights at the same time even though their all at different ages!

Miniscoobs now started trying to lick my tortoise & eat bog rollConfused

WilHarlot · 25/05/2015 18:19

Do you have a real tortoise?! How cool. What's it called?

They are definitely in cahoots. This one is holding in a poo to give me an explosion in the bath I reckon.

Nessalina · 25/05/2015 23:25

Alreet viroids Smile
I agree to the Wonder Weeks being shite, it only seems to line up for the first couple, then the others are all about a month long, so they're bound to be right at some point Hmm

ZylaB · 26/05/2015 05:18

Haha ness :)

LaLaLaaaa · 26/05/2015 14:04

Hey grad mummies hope you and your babies are all well?

  • just to let you know that there's been some very sad news today on the grads thread, thought you might want to know xx
WilHarlot · 26/05/2015 14:45

God that is beyond terrible, just devastating. My heart's breaking for her.

ZylaB · 26/05/2015 16:55

I know, it's so sad :(

cookielove · 26/05/2015 17:16

How terribly sad for her and her family's!

Minion · 26/05/2015 18:34

Evening, I'll pop over to grads to send my condolences.
We didn't go with MrMin in the end, turns out I probably did know best..
Went to London for Sunday night as he was watching his team at Wembley on the Monday, all good, she was as good as gold.

Free hotel room too as premier Inn give e you back your money if you don't have a good night sleep and seeing as though they provided a bed for R instead of a cot and the room was hotter than hell, we got a refund, as did FIL.
Bargain.
She's been a bit hit and miss today, smiling like a lunatic, then scream a thon central.
Think she may have a tummy ache or something. We were going for an 8pm bedtime, that's not worked out.. Sigh, just when she was going till nearly 7!

WilHarlot · 26/05/2015 22:12

Maybe being away just upset her routine a bit Min?

Nessalina · 27/05/2015 02:37

God, how awful Sad So sad to hear Chat's news... It's just the worst thing.

Nessalina · 27/05/2015 02:38

J's having days like that at the minute, it's usually down to teeth for him. He'll be a happy bunny then something will go twinge, or he'll chew on it, and it sends him off on one!

Pisghetti · 27/05/2015 04:04

It's just such awful news. Just finished feeding BabyPis but giving her an extra cuddle before I put her back down.

WilHarlot · 27/05/2015 08:58

Teeth are a royal pain in the arse.

I know Pis - I've hardly put babywil down since reading it. She must think I've gone bonkers.

Juni thanks for advice re the carrier. I followed it and then got a friend to play about with the straps and it feels lots better now Smile . Still think I need a bit of adjusting but I like it a lot more.

Nessalina · 27/05/2015 09:06

How on earth is the way that teeth arrive sensible? Stupid evolution. Grin

FurryScoob · 27/05/2015 11:07

So sorry for chat terrible newsSad

Teethings crap ness Flowers

Real tortoise wil called Dasha, miniscoob doesn't understand she's not food but then she's also trying to eat the table Confused

WilHarlot · 27/05/2015 12:07

haha just as well miniscoob doesn't have a mouthful of teeth or poor Dasha would be getting munched! They are the coolest pets. What does it live in? clearly somewhat obsessed

WilHarlot · 27/05/2015 12:08

Photo on fb of MiniScoob attempting turtle munch? Grin