Chasing sorry but I just roared with laughter! 
I had an image of a carrier bag sellotaped to the fanjo... 
Your day sounds lovely!
I would like to declare I have a mummy friend! My first one! I feel like a giddy teenager with a crush
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Her baby is just like the broken quiche babies! He doesn't feed well, sleep well, or do anything the books say! Plus, he is like O in the moving and grooving department! They had much fun beating each other up while mummies are going 'gentle, gentle', then we looked at each other then said, fuck it. They aren't listening anyway, they will learn one day!
She just said that he is currently in the middle of their bed, leaving no room for anyone else, and has the tantrum of all tantrums when they try and move him to the cot! Sounds so familiar!
Eeeeeh. RL friends are nice too :)
No one else admits to having a shit feeder or sleeper IRL!
YW O has taken a sudden liking to my boobs. But just for smacking
. And only at bedtime. He feeds while he smacks his outstretched palm against my boob. Must be bare skin. If not, the hand goes down the top...
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Speaking of bare skin. Does anyone elses baby hate skin to skin? O hates being cuddled to sleep if he can feel skin on him! He must have a blanket in between his skin and anyone elses. He's always been like that. I just never thought about it til now!