I'm around, Chulita! Sounds pretty dire with the nappy fail.
The Vax cleaners do sound good, but I'm hoping if/when we ever move house that we can have somewhere with laminate downstairs for the child(ren) stage.
Disclaimer- No other children yet. :P We can't fit another in until we move or afford another until we're not paying FT childcare.
The appointment wasn't too bad, memphis... Though not exactly my idea of a good time! Mostly I was just seen by an excessively large handed consultant, and apparently I have to go back for a flexible endoscopy or some such... Which is going to be delightful and involves enemas from matronly nurses. [weeps]
On the plus side it was an OAP couple who viewed the house yesterday and apparently they loved it (yay!) and will be interested in a second viewing...as soon as they sell their current house.
However their current house is on the market and receiving viewings, so hopefully they'll get an offer soon and we can all start moving. :)
Another excitement from yesterday... After seven years of using an ancient second-hand mattress (so goodness knows how old it really is) with an ever increasing hole in the middle that threatened more than once to swallow DH or I, we finally bit the bullet to invest in a replacement and it arrived yesterday. It's like sleeping on a cloud in comparison!
Amazing! Though I can't sit on the bed and have my feet touch the floor anymore, the mattress is so thick. 
The weather is warm here, but grey and uninspiring. Meant to be colder but sunnier over the next few days though.
Anyone got any exciting plans for the weekend? A quiet one here, for once! Bliss!