Hi all,
Yes I did
at ledkrs antics, the lap dancers for the blind is brilliant and I am going to shamelessly steal that and claim it as my own invention next time I go out with the girls. My partner in crime moved down south so we haven't done much drunken malarky recently, but very similar to ledkrs e.g. getting in a police car thinking it was a taxi and bellowing at the copper when he wouldn't take me home, getting thrown out of clubs and doing the "sneaky walk" back in with a fake moustache and some random man's anorak etc. etc.
blizy very excited about your ovulation! I am willing mrblizys little spermatozoan to do their bit.
reastie I am a bit weird as I genuinely don't care about mothering sunday (for me, I always get/make my mum something), or valentine's. DH forgot my birthday twice in a row, I took the piss but didn't really care. I think men (and me) show their love differently, e.g. DH organises my paperwork, folds my clothes up, always drives etc. He never buys me things but I don't want him to. Do you think your DH does that? We did a marriage course before our wedding where they explained that there were 5 ways of showing love - saying it, doing actions that indicated they were thinking of you, buying gifts, erm... can't think of the others but they said that a lot of people don't realise that they are loved because they don't value the method their partner uses to show it. So I value the "doing nice things for me" more than presents or DH saying anything lovey, whereas he wants me to say I love him so I need to remember to keep saying it. Sorry that ramble is not helpful as I can't actually remember all the bits, er sorry.
BTW where are you getting the vintage fairy tale pictures? They sound lovely.
delia work is not an excuse, I am finding it tricky to get on too but I will expect you to check in from time to time
deb
at your Boast. Ns latest genius is sniffing bottoms (I always sniff his bottom re poo check). He sniffed mine and brought me a nappy, how rude! He also likes inserting crisps down butt cracks which is fine if it is mine, not if it some random posh mums from one of his classes 
I am really procrastinating, meant to be doing my tax return, haven't started