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FESH Spa & Creche - The Messiah is late - 'e's a very naughty boy!
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AlpinePony · 01/01/2011 11:09
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AlpinePony ·
06/01/2011 04:55
Excellent! I love a bit of cluster-laying!
Pls to admit who came in night & swapped my lovely chilled newborn for pouty 6-month old with fake cries & cheeky looks? 
silv What will you do if they say no?
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Cosmosis ·
06/01/2011 10:03
how many times are you going to call and check up? 
we have left artie with friends for a few hours to get cat put down 
friend is a gp so that was reassuring [pfb]
AlpinePony ·
06/01/2011 10:22
Actually I didn't call at all 
and jb is on his way to collect him now - I just hope he hasn't been a horror. Although she has a spaniel which I told her could be used as a distraction in the face of a screamathon!
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AlpinePony ·
07/01/2011 06:57
okie She's not a nutter - although she was in the RAF and she hates flying! Anyway apparently he was as good as gold - entranced by her 3 kids and dog. Walked the children up to the bus stop for school then spent the next 3 hours being cuddled, giggling and babbling to her. Huge smiles when daddy went to collect him. So thankfully he didn't blow it and he'll be welcome back. I was a little nervous that if he screamed his way through the entire morning nobody would ever offer to babysit again! Btw - very sorry to hear about miniokie - that must be a real PITA. :( And yes, it must make you look like a totally PFB-martyr nutter! The pampering sounds good - tooth extraction not so much! :(
silv Yes, 'tis hard to find a balance - especially with a time-consuming hoss.
Right then you bunch of lily-livered wusses - who's coming back over to BESH with me? cunty? cossie? You're both soft as shite on this issue. Ditch your contraception girls - let's get diffed!
curly How did it go at docs?
honey The teething is actually going fine - again, I just put the gle on a few times a day although tbh I'm not sure he's grumbling about gums! I think it's just a development in personality and a growing realisation that he is in fact his own entity and he wants something and he wants it now - but of course, is not yet able to articulate clearly what he wants - or is not physically capable of doing it!
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AlpinePony ·
07/01/2011 11:13
Oh plz cunty - PFB-martyr-mummies don't drop their PFB off the sofa because they're too busy shuffling their cleavage and putting on another coat of mascara!
silv 'ccording to PESH her docs were very sensible - gave her 8 hours from induction to lay then sunroof - rather than letting it go on forever. A very wise option I think. Induction either works or it doesn't - there's 3 of us testament to that now!
fanny should be thrilled - MrsFC is nearly as old as her!
silv nn for #2 will be "ohnoesplstochangemind" or mistake.
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CUNextTuesday ·
07/01/2011 11:20
true dat alps - admittedly Rastus is a late entry into the P-estFB competition
OkieCokie ·
07/01/2011 13:25
Whoop for MsFC. They come out one way or another huh? Plz to come back soon and tell us all about it.
I have a prescious 30 mins while both children are sleeping however I have had to spend it expressing as I can't seem to get enough out in the evening now for the 10.30pm feed. I have been trying to watch what I eat after being a fat bloater for the last year but maybe this is affecting my supply? Any ideas expressing laydeez?
Tooth (or gap where tooth was)is a bit hurty today but I am hoping that I can soon yawn again and it be pain free.
Alps I have just sent all my maternity clothes to the charity shop at the request of Mr C but secretly I just figured if I get diffed again I will buy new (I also kept all my Isabella Oliver things - too pricey for charity). Deep deep down I would like another baybee, but Mr C will need a lot of persuasion. Maybe I try a sly drunken shag at ov time (not that I would ever dream of that!) Anyway, I think I would hold off for a couple of years or until Mini Oke is near school age - three children in childcare is just not financially do-able.
CurlyCasper ·
07/01/2011 14:09
excellent news from the FC camp. And what a wee cutie he is.
And another PESH must be within safe distance of her EDD about now, any chance of a hat-trick?
Hosp was ok alps. I'm clearly well padded because i hardly felt the jab on the arse. However, as warned, i feel pretty grotty now, but that's not supposed to last long and I'm sure I'll be wonder woman by the end of the weekend. actually, normal woman would do. I'm back to the level of tiredness of the early weeks with my girl. i'm v jealous of the toothage at your end. We've have months of misery and still no fangs. mind you, she's not been bad in that dpertment since before Christmas. but her cold and cough are lingering.
on the upside, she took a few steps while holding my hands a few times this week. And drank a little milk from a cup. Wanted my tea so i gave her a shot with a beaker and formula. like Bear she wants everything and throws a right strop if she can't have it. I get killer looks every time i take half-eaten envelops, dog hair, wires, and daddy's beer out of her grip!
Sorry about your tooth Okes. I really should get to a dentist while it's free. But having moved i am not registered around here. Something else for the growing to do list.
Right, off to polish off my bday cake before the monster stirs.
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