Ann Widdecombe Thread 2

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Farage has said a car was seen going up the drive 5 mins before she's thought to have been killed.

Erm, you do know that Jack the Ripper was around in the 1880-1890s, and nobody could prove who he was, not even Emilia Fox and David Wilson with the benefit of modern "CSI" technology.

Sorry @JoshLymanSwagger but I just won't believe that Shergar is dead unless I hear it from Clive.

It’s no worse then being stabbed anyway.

so many women these days days carry mini deep heat and a rape alarm for the same purpose.

honestly, I’d let a 10 yr old carry that.

Do we know for a fact that Clive is not Shergar?

I think Clive needs his own thread. Maybe he should stand in Clacton?

It was 24hours later and the paramedics must have been called there by someone, possibly even Ann herself as she lay injured, we don’t know. I will wait until the police update.

How would he address the press?
Verbally or through his bum.

see, I can do a bit polite

RIP Ann. I sincerely hope the vile perp is caught and justice is served.

Mr & Mrs Clive seem most anxious that the whole thing is brushed under carpet, though..........

You needed to read the post I was replying to.

I did quote it.

I've just had a lengthy conversation with my husband Clive about this is one of my favourite sentences ever

Farage seems to know a suspicious amount of detail about the murder🧐

Are Nigel and Clive one and the same?

I just thought it might be worth me reposting this...

I altered the original text to include the italics at I thought that was quite important to stress.

Especially for Clive.

There's no <shock> emoji!

Probably has chums in the local police.

I'd love Clive to have his own thread where he can decisively solve all life's mysteries. I had a panic earlier because I lost my phone, which was on silent. If I'd known I could just #AskClive it would've saved me a lot of stress and hunting.

Ah, the old "I know the Chief Constable, you know...<hic>" after they've crashed their car into your house.

This sentence belongs in an Alan Bennet play, with a (late) Thora Hird type actress as female lead.

I suspect he knows as much as the rest of us (sweet FA)but just wants to appear like he's in the know. Wouldn't be the first time he's claimed to have knowledge of something that is later revealed to be blatant wrong/untrue.

Hmm, I could do with some new bras...I really don't think I want to #AskClive about that.

Like how much better off we'll be after we leave the EU?

Yeah, still waiting on that one.

I hope some nice custard creams were involved. Or even a garibaldi or two

Oh come on, be patient. It's only been ten years!

Personally I like snapping a Kit Kat in half the wrong way.