Kamala said she's showing up at ABC for the debate whether Doofus shows up or not. If he doesn't, I'm hoping they give her the whole time to her to answer the preplanned debate questions.
Even better; Question posed, Kamala answers, camera cuts to an empty stand. Rinse repeat.
Or Even 'betterer'; camera cuts to the orange tub of lard we were talking about earlier. May I present to you.....Manteca Colorá.