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What's the worst thing your pet has done?

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Catsbumface1 · Yesterday 06:43

Last night I was eating dinner and then my cat came and wanted some so I give her a bit and it send her wild and she keep coming back for more and jumping up on the table. Not having duck again lol

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Occasionalsnaccident · Yesterday 22:24

Vomited in my work bag, urinated in my favourite shoes, decided to try being an outdoor, cat only to get lost and hide in a neighbours shed <10m away from the house, then choose that moment (first in 9 years) to stop constantly meowing

Occasionalsnaccident · Yesterday 22:27

Oh she also knocked a bottle of very nice red wine off the kitchen worktop in the night, presumably rolled around in it and then curled up to sleep on my abdomen as I woke up to a massive red patch and panicked thinking my kidneys had been harvested!

PerfectPlasticPerson · Yesterday 22:29

VeneziaJ · Yesterday 20:19

Years ago we had 5 cats (same litter) they once all worked as a team, dragged the neighbours leg of lamb from their kitchen work top, through their open window and ate it in our garden! I
didn’t discover this until later when I was out in my front garden and overheard the neighbours swearing and asking where the leg of lamb for their Sunday roast had gone😂 I found the cats all hidden in a rosemary bush in the garden eating the leg of lamb.

Well, lamb and rosemary do go exceptionally well together 😋

planespotter71 · Yesterday 22:31

Died. I’m still brooding about it 4 years later!

Unexpectedlhereagain · Yesterday 22:33

My dog helped herself to my DIL’s Christmas cake. A cake months in the making and finally, beautifully iced. I was absolutely mortified. My dog was sick, as a dog. It was just awful. Family laugh about it now but I still feel bad.

HangingOver · Yesterday 22:34

It took 4 adults twenty minutes to catch my dog in a three acre paddock.

This is not the worst thing he has ever done, this is the worst thing he's done today.

Bluehels · Yesterday 22:51

Took a poop on my kitchen side

DoreenCorkhill · Yesterday 22:54

Paid £2500 for new curtains
Mainecoon kitten climbed then & pretty much wrecked them .
Love her ……

Strawberryfruitstarburst · Yesterday 23:00

PerfectPlasticPerson · Yesterday 09:05

One of my cats was a terrible food stealer. He once grabbed a lovely fillet steak off my plate before I'd even cut into it, and ran off into the kitchen with it, where of course the dog joined him enthusiastically in demolishing it.

Another time, I was drinking a glass of Baileys at Christmas. I put it down on the carpet. I looked down a little later and the cat and the dog were ever so politely taking turns to drink it, the cat sticking his paw in and licking it, then the dog taking a lick with his tongue. Afterwards, they both fell asleep together!

Both long gone now and both still missed every day.

Awwww I love this story, what a pair 😂❤️

KitFox · Yesterday 23:01

DC1 brought in live moles, lizards, sloworms, bank voles, shrews. I once deconstructed his bed to find 2 live baby rabbits. His marauding days over now as he's been diagnosed with IBD and has to stay indoors as he's on a special diet.

DC2 (DC1's brother) prefers to chew anything manmade and chewy. He sniffs it out - crocs a particilar favourite but also partial to dense foam packaging. All this stuff has to be kept in a cupboard or behind a closed door or he will find, mangle and swallow bits.

Both adorable in their own ways 😀

KitFox · Yesterday 23:02

By DC1 I meant cat and just realised this might be confusing!

Lotrgot · Yesterday 23:20

Many years ago, Guinea pigs ate the cable to our brand new, expensive, reclining electric sofa, H had to solder and tape it so we could use it.

alcovecupboards · Yesterday 23:24

Cat jumped on my bed one morning and defiantly pissed all over my duvet while I was under it. Revenge for moving her litter tray and forgetting to move it back so she could get in it. It was the most horrifically expensive thick down duvet too. Had to send it away to be cleaned but it was never the same.

Sickdissapointed · Yesterday 23:52

Cat left a mouse in my handbag
her brother came through the cat flap with mouse trap attached to his magnetic collar - complete with mouse.
Roger - puppy peed on brand new school ruck sac. Today !!!
The joy of pets.

mymswashing · Today 00:44

Ate through my fairy lights
Ate a blood test bag
Has also tried to eat floss, food packaging, plastic bags, bubble wrap, my new TV cable, a £20 note and any form of plastic
had a UTI followed by repeated cystitis culminating in a trip to vet hospital for an overnight stay. SIX THOUSAND POUNDS the insurance had to pay out to be told it was… idiopathic Confused and fuck all wrong with him

What's the worst thing your pet has done?
grinandslothit · Today 00:50

My dog was happily lying on the floor chewing on my hearing aid

ErinBell01 · Today 01:12

Not my dog but son's. Obviously unwell when they picked her up from their friend's house on return from holiday. She wouldn't eat, going downhill, vet diagnosed her with intestinal blockage, operated and retrieved a knee length rugby sock. Friends totally denied it was anything to do with them - even when presented with the washed sock! Luckily their beloved dog made a full recovery, but the friendship didn't recover!

leavingonajetplane76 · Today 01:19

Dickhead Dog ate through the back of the sofa the day after we brought him home. Lucky for him we'd fallen in love and he turned out to be an amazing dog. Boy I miss that old man!

JoeyJava · Today 02:01

Primary School. Astronomy project.

My neighbour let me borrow this very useful encyclopaedia to help me with it.

One evening, went outside to play for a bit.
Came back inside to find the encyclopaedia ripped to shreds.

Yes, my dog ate my homework.

Itsjustmethatsall · Today 02:05

I did volunteer work for Cats Protection a few years back, answering the phones for my area. A man called - he'd found a black cat, who appeared to be blind, wandering along the side of a busy main road, bedraggled, and very thin. Usually I'd ask one of the other volunteers to pick the cat up, but they were busy, and besides that, all the foster places were full. So I asked the chap to bring said cat to me. Not the usual thing, but he couldn't keep him.
The cat, a boy, came to me. He was blind, and also extremely frightened and defensive. I got a litter tray set up, and blocked off a bit of my sitting room, so he couldn't wander, and maybe felt a bit safer. Popped him in the tray, and hoped he'd find his way back there for his toilet. I was amazed he did. Stepped in there, dug around a little, stooped too near the edge.... and promptly shat explosive diarrhoea all over the carpet, and furniture within at least a four feet radius!
Bless him, he even tried to dig over and cover it up. It was a bit of a trying time! Lol.
He really did amaze me though - it was a few weeks before he was found a home. In that time he learned to navigate the whole of my large flat, chase MY cat around when she'd been teasing him, and even learned to climb her cat tree, and get back down. He definitely was blind, but you'd not notice unless you watched him carefully. I have never forgotten that first couple of very shitty days though!

Catsbumface1 · Today 06:45

Gettingbysomehow · Yesterday 20:12

My very bad tempered feral cat Bluebell bit my lovely neighbour Sally and she ended up in hospital with sepsis.
I did tell her not to pet Bluebell because she was unpredictable but she would never listen.
I loved that cat but my arms are covered in scars from her. She lived to 21. This is her in her last year bless her.

My cat is named bluebell as well

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Olive123456 · Today 07:10

My cat brought a very much alive rat into the kitchen. I was just about to leave for work so couldn't just leave it. I grabbed it with a tea towel and threw it outside. The shit bit me through the tea towel and I spent my shift and the following days stressing that I might get some deadly disease from the rat bite.

TroysMammy · Today 07:47

I must be lucky. I've never had a cat that has shat or peed in protest on beds, kitchen tables or sofas. One peed on a carrier bag (cystitis). Haribo as a kitten peed in my large jade plant, quite a few times before I caught him as the trunk had rotted. He also shat once behind the tv and on a handbag but never in protest or displeasure.

If he's not pleased about something, that it's raining or not me going straight downstairs in the morning to feed him he'll viciously attack my legs.

ohime · Today 09:15

wifilightsareon · Yesterday 21:10

Took a shit in my shoe. Obviously didn’t mention said shit, so I put the shoe on, in bare feet…..

My first cat used to do this every time I went away, to express her displeasure. I'd return to just one random pair of shoes, out of many, having been shat in - so she definitely knew what she was doing.

ohime · Today 09:26

DH and I took our sweet young orange cat to the vet. Couldn't get a cab on exit, so were forced to walk about half a mile to the taxi rank with the carrier - during which time kitty began meowing loudly, then shat copiously and turned around and around in it, trying to get out but really grinding it into his fur. First cab driver said no way, so poor DH, who unlike me had experience with cleaning a baby, took carrier into the public toilet and attempted to clean cat and carrier with tissues. Was good enough for second cab driver so we made it home, where we plunked cat in the tub and thoroughly washed him. I never saw him so scared of anything as he was during this, his only-ever bath.

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