What's the worst thing your pet has done?

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Last night I was eating dinner and then my cat came and wanted some so I give her a bit and it send her wild and she keep coming back for more and jumping up on the table. Not having duck again lol

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Vomitted down my ear canal

When I was a dc we lived jn a downstairs flat. Ddog used the outside steps to enter upstairs and stole their Sunday dinner cooked chicken.

Was the start of a lovely friendship with the last upstairs. She spoiled that ddog after that !

What haven’t my two cats done but so far top of the ladder is peeing in my suitcase.
I mean it’s really my fault for leaving something rectangular shaped open on the floor.
Neither have yet to claim responsibility.

My Labrador ate a human poo that someone had emptied out of a potty in the car park of a park (ffs why are people so grim?!) but before she ate it she bounced around joyously with it hanging out of her mouth like a cigar

she also found and rolled in the rotten corpse of an adder in long grass when we were on a walk 5 miles from home and I had to drive home with her rotten funk in the car in 30* heat 🤮

This had howling 😂

Rolled in a dead, rotting seagull. All 3 of them did it. I can’t begin to describe the stench 😭

My Labrador went to stay with. Freind. Found a bottle of massage oil and whipped the lot. Had explosive oily diarrhoea all over her lounge and stairs carpet which had to be replaced. 😬😬😬

My old cat stole the remaining beef joint I had left cooling on the side after dinner.
She growled when we tried to take it off her!
From then on all leftover food was covered with a colander and a heavy saucepan 🤣🤣
There are some really bad tales on here 😂

@Laiste I also have a ragdoll and she eats crinkly plastic! She likes the rip off strips you get on postage bags and envelopes, I can hear her chomping them and many times have had to extract from her throat , I don’t know how she manages to find them

Shit and piss on my fucking carpet. After 7 years of going outside?! A new cat arrived in the area and mine got too scared to go toilet out there anymore. I didn't realise until it was too late! So we had to reintroduce the litter tray.

Yup, i'd forgive him anything, as well 😘

My dog has an issue with brown shoes / boots. If you’re wearing them he will try and your feet.

hr jumped into my bowl of spaghetti bolognese from the back of the sofa when he was a pup. Realised his error jumped out of bowl onto cream sofa and light carpet covered in tomato sauce and had an orange chest for a good few weeks.

oh, and he walked through a paint tray and then onto the carpet.

there’s a whole load more…

I had a cat who caught a baby rabbit and brought it to the back door as a gift ! It was absolutely horrific she was extremely pleased with her offering.

My dog .caught a bird mid flight but he didn't know what to do with it so let it go

Thank you for all your posts I really do have it easy.

Mine has a strong prey drive, but thankfully calmed down a bit with age. But I introduced some supplements, which seem to have sped him up again, and he managed to grab a muntjac. I thought the poor thing was dead, as he'd dragged it around by the neck for some time, but it got up and went off.
Just yesterday, he grabbed a nappy that had blown away from someone's picnic, and there was a tug of war when the owner came to retrieve it. Then just a few weeks ago there was a vet visit, after eating human shit, yet again. My disgust tolerance is now very high!
He pulls my coats off the hook and violates them.
Despite all that he's a terrific little companion.
I love your warthog cat Laiste!

You clearly have a dog 😂

Mine just wakes up with murder on her mind.

Mice, birds, moths, butterflies….. we’ve had them all in various stages of life / death.

Once when my dog was about 9 months old I got a big delivery of pet stuff - treats etc (it was covid times so harder to go to shops). It arrived just before I had to leave for the school run so I dumped it on the floor still sealed up thinking he’ll never be able to get in to that…….he did get in to it! Came back to ripped box and bits of cardboard, ripped open treat packs everywhere, dog on the sofa in a treat stupor with a new toy in his mouth (label removed)

He brought a rat into the house and started playing with it! I thankfully got it out.
He also growls and has manic periods, he will steal underwear and run around the house with it and has been known to pull things off the wall to play with.
But he also loves kisses and demands them several times a day.

Yes our cat was a hunter but the rabbit was the absolute worst 🙀

Our old dog, a naughty Parson Russell, was being looked after by my mum whilst we were away. In the middle of the night my mum said he kept whining a bit but thought nothing of it. She woke up the following morning and he had done a big sloppy poo right on her pillow. How she didn't put her face in it we'll never know, but it gave us many a laugh over the last few years now she's gone.

Chewed one Gucci ballerina to bits. The fact that the other was brand new and still ok was somehow more insulting than if she had wrecked the pair

My dog ate a litter of kittens 🤢😭

I really struggled for a long time.

I was once having sex with ex-DP and our cat sprayed us with urine/cat spray.

This is the culprit.