What's the worst thing your pet has done?

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Last night I was eating dinner and then my cat came and wanted some so I give her a bit and it send her wild and she keep coming back for more and jumping up on the table. Not having duck again lol

My cat conned my husband into feeding her a second dinner then threw it up in his trainers.

My late cat pooed on the glass roof of my neighbour’s summer house.
My late jack russell had a favourite walk which passed through a church yard . The church was dog friendly and she was often fed treats by the vicar and his wife . They even dog sat while we climbed up to see the roof . One day she ran ahead and the church door was open . To our horror a wedding was mid way . She ran up the aisle and sat behind the bride .

My dog eats my cat’s poo if I don’t immediately get it out of the litter tray…

Put a dead mouse into the pocket of a dress I’d left on the floor

Threw up on the front door mat so it went into all the grooves

Pooped on my exercise mat and managed to cover it with the cushion I put my head on. She poops outside but the kitchen door was shut for just five minutes. Had to throw the cushion away and I’m very glad I investigated before laying down (because I became convinced I’d developed emergency gangrene due to the smell when I was warming up)

My previous cat left a dead pigeon under my bed. I was off camping so my room wasn't being used by anyone but the cat. I came home two weeks later and it took me and my Mum ages to work what the smell was, two week old decomposing pigeon is not pleasant.

The same cat pooed on my bed while I was in it. Apparently he objected to my coming home from uni and expecting to share 'his' bed. I dragged duvet, cat and poo out of my room, grabbed a spare duvet and left him on the landing with the poo all night.

Not my dog is i don't own one but most of my adult dc do

We'd got dds pup potty trained and where really proud of him for picking it up so fast

We took him round to my aunts house (my aunt is a Hyacinth Bucket type) and he was so beautifully behaved

Until we went to leave

The little fucker stood up and pissed all over her new (and very expensive) rug

We where on our hands and knees trying to clean it up when the little sod decides now would be a good time to empty his backside of his liquid shite all over her almost white carpet

We've never been invited back (I cannot blame her!we did pay for everything to be cleaned properly)

Same dog found my expensive new,never been worn and chewed the bows off them

He then got hold of a pair of my dirty pants,chewed almost through the gusset and somehow they ended up in the wash

Few days later,I washed,dried and slung them on to go to work

Got there,started and bent down-the gusset finally gave up and I was left with a piece of fabric dangling around my waist and not much else

I had to do the rest of my shift with no pants on

Ds's dog has good recall for ds but nobody else

First time i took him out (with ds swearing he'd come back if I shouted him) he ran off-and ignored me shouting him back

Thankfully,there was nobody else around and it took me nearly an hour to get him back on his lead

I took him to see a friend and as her autistic ds went to stroke him,he pissed up the poor lads leg (cue massive meltdown)

We went on a walk and he has a 'thing' about sticks-or more like branches

He can pick up massive ones,we joke it's the only skill he has

Until he picked one up,span round and took out a toddler (thank god his mum thought it was funny)

We've just lost a friends dog (who meant the world to us) and I put up a tribute to him,including his nicknames

I said to ds that when his dog leaves us,i'll write a tribute to him starting with his nicknames

'We will miss you name,AKA 'fat lad','podge','sausage roll','nutter lad' 'NAME!TURNYOURBLOODYHEARINGAIDSBACKONYOU LITTLE SOD!' and 'FUCKSAKE!IMNOTLUGGINGTHATTREEBRANCHHOMEWITHUS!PUTITDOWN!DONOTIGNOREME!NAME,ISAIDDONOTIGNOREME,FUCKSAKE!'

Good job we love them

When our (late) Lab was a pup, he some how managed to grab my husband’s watch off the kitchen counter, legged it outside and chomped away on it. DH had bought it two weeks previously, it was a £400 Tissot watch. My husband rarely spends that amount of money on himself - he was absolutely gutted 😞
I do miss our big guy though, he was an awesome dog ❤️ and so gentle with our children when they came along x

That reminds me of when my food-stealing cat got old and would sometimes do odd things.

I had just changed my bedding on a Sunday afternoon ready for a good night's sleep before work next day. Went up to bed on that cold winter night looking forward to snuggling down. Waiting for me on my pillow was a big cat poo 😞

We were staying with posh friends in a very posh London flat with high ceilings and cornicing and heavy brocade curtains ddog wandered around then went to the curtains cocked his leg and wee’d up the curtains. There was a sharp intake of breath as we watched this happen and we expected to get thrown out but friend just told her DH to get the enzyme spray -saying to us “it’s fine” he never wee’d inside but. He couldn’t find a way out and we’d not noticed him looking

My tortoise used to do that too! (And to my toes too tbh)
I flipping loved him as a child, and am still fascinated by these amazing creatures decades on.
Sadly we ended up giving him to the local zoo who had a tortoise colony when got older and moved out if the family home. He's still there!

My son’s spaniel ate the mince pies the children had left out for Santa and spent Christmas on a drip at the vets (at VAST expense)!

My elderly cat who had serious mobility issues walked past an open back door to somehow manage to jump on to my worktop and manage to do a bit of cr** in three different sized frying pans that were stacked in each other.

My terrier was always a bit of a live wire, so we tended to walk him on our local beach at sunrise and sunset when it was quiet.
One particularly beautiful evening, as the sun was just about to set, we let him off his lead to expend a bit of energy.

Off he galloped, and for a moment he disappeared behind some dunes. This was followed by screams!
We ran like the clappers to see what god-awful thing had happened, and we were met with a scene of pure horror.
A man had obviously chosen this spot to make a romantic proposal to his partner.

There was a circle of roses that now contained a freshly laid 💩. To top it off, said dog was licking the cream off their strawberries and, to add insult to injury, ran off with a sandwich when I shouted for him to come.

I ran over and apologized profusely while my husband tried to grab Ivan the Terrible. As he did this, the demon dog came back to try and grab seconds.
Mortified doesn’t even come close! 😭

My (dearly departed) jack russell and I were enjoying a walk one sunny Saturday morning. A guy was out hoovering his car with the doors open and as we got closer, my dog jumped into the back seat. He looked so chuffed with himself - I was mortified!

Thankfully the car owner found it funny 😅

Cat brought in a live mouse. We assume he chased it under the sofa where it clearly then died. We only found it days later due to the smell. It was infested with maggots 🤢

I was walking past a block of flats with the old fashioned low lift up type windows with my large x lab. We got him from the pound as he’d been picked up as a stray, and he could sniff out discarded food from across the road on a dark night.

It was a warm day and the residents of the flat had their window pulled right up. They were also cooking something smelling very meaty, and my dog sniffed, went up on his hind legs meerkat style, then dived through the window into the flat. His lead was on, so he didn’t get further than their sofa which was under the window thankfully, and the young guys in the living room thought it was hilarious.

He was the best dog I ever had, and I miss him every day, but he certainly embarrassed me a good few times!

A friend of mine had two cats

Lucky,if she'd been human,would have been the fun-but-always-pissed friend

The girl about town,up for a laugh but flaky and only home to catch up on a few hours kip before doing it all again

Her brother Tom,if he'd been human,would have been the old man,smoking jacket,chugging on his pipe,a bit of a mummies boy but aloof and a bit mysterious

Shed arranged to go away to see her eldest dd and granddaughter

Shed arranged cat care,packed her suitcase and nipped to the loo seconds before she had to leave to catch her train,leaving the suitcase open on the table

Tom (well he got the blame but it could have been lucky) pissed all over her clothes while she was in the loo

She described it as 'a suitcase swimming in cat piss'

She had to beg a neighbour for a spare suitcase,sling her clothes and case in the outside bin and catch a later train

I swear both cats smirked as she told me later

My dog got into a tub of coconut oil and it reappeared from the other end almost immediately.

I'll never forget the noise; he maintained full eye contact while he did the longest, loudest, wettest fart I've ever heard. It might have been a bit funnier if I hadn't had to clean it up 😩

Our eldest cat (who died aged nearly 20 last year) enjoyed pissing in shopping bags (wasn't bothered if I hadn't finished removing the shopping; in the bag we stored the Christmas tree in and on the dust sheet while I was painting the kitchen (whilst making eye contact with me and mentally sticking two claws up 😂). When she was young, she had impacted anal glands and scraped her shitty arse all over the floor (then but me hard enough to draw blood when I was holding her at the vet's!).
Second eldest cat (who died this year aged 17) had stomach issues (that the vet could never resolve). She would be fast asleep on my lap or the sofa, fart extremely loudly and then leave a little bit of diarrhoea behind before deciding she needed to go outside (leaving a trail!). She would also go behind the TV unit and shit all over the cables behind there.
Our youngest cat, still here, is actually pretty well behaved...

Kitten - we had a fitted sofa cover & she got down the back of it and pooed - it was about 2 weeks to find where the smell was coming from. There was a bucket full in there by then

Cat - had very fluffy hair that slugs would get trapped & cocooned in

Other kitten - loved to use my indoor plants as a toilet. Also loved to hide dead animals under rugs. We no longer have rugs 😂

Another cat - liked to spray on our visitors, but only if he liked them 😁

Another cat - loved the smell of bleach & would roll in \ against anything that had been bleached, so we had to keep the bathroom door shut so he wouldn't hurt himself

Dwarf rabbit - would jump and bite people's knees

Not mine, my mum’s. Me, my mum, and my daughters went to a pub a few years ago for a carvery. Me and the girls walked in first, with mum and the dog walking behind. The blooming dog squatted down and did a shit right in the middle of the pub 💩 💩 My poor mum was mortified (obviously we picked it up)

We had a cantankerous race horse, he was booked to race on a Boxing Day and his usual jockey was unavailable but the trainer warned the new jockey that he could be awkward but he was cocked and said he had ridden horses before, BIG mistake, all went well in the parade ring and going down to the start but this was not Ross’s usual behaviour. Race started, over first fence perfect second fence Ross decided to stop, jockey didn’t it happened in front of the grandstand, Ross took off, jumped a barrier and was eventually found in the car park eating sandwiches out of a hamper which was in the boot of a Rolls Royce. That boy never did anything by half, after being taken back to the yard he was angry as he hadn’t had a race and was still hyped up so he decided, while being walked to his stable he uprooted a Christmas out of a tub, decorations as well.
A very entertaining Christmas, he won his next 2 races with his usual jockey.

😂

stole ans ate an entire round of Brie

Name changed for this as it’s outing!!!

Ddog, now sadly long gone was a bugger,

She tripped me up walking out the back door and I broke my wrist.

Another time she ate half a roll of cling film and then ran around the garden (luckily it was outside) with about 3 feet of it hanging out of her bum.

The worst thing she ever did though was when my Mum was dog sitting her, she snuck into her bedroom and ate her false teeth! 😬