A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Isn’t it Murphy’s Law or have I missed the joke

I know we have some self-proclaimed pedants who have strayed on here...

@AlbieJiggered This board is called Pedants' corner.

Edited to remove the capital C.

@Whosthetabbynow

If you write anything criticising spelling/grammar, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.

The name is a deliberate misspelling of Murphy's Law.

The misspelling was deliberate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law

Ah thanks. I wasn’t aware of that x

OMG! its not it's.

it's a mind field

Shore is

It happen's to all of us

Autocorrect is always missing off apostrophes or adding superfluous ones. I always read through my message before posting but I'm sure some of these atrocities escape.

Seen today - “food subscription box for mid weak meals”.

I have heard they aren't that satisfying though

Sometimes after editing an erroneous ‘autocorrect’, the ruddy thing changes it back again, or else to something else you didn’t want.

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Mentioned in a pp.

Another old favourite made an appearance last night, "on tender hooks".

Apparently no one will touch Russell Brand with a barge poll.

Two this morning, restaurant reviews on TA

‘renound restaurant’

‘no canopies’

(the owner responded to the latter with correct spelling, including the accent)

@SerendipityCat i see ‘bare’ a lot too (in place of ‘bear’)

I've always found him repellent.

‘route cause of the problem’ on here.

‘Impredictable’. Twice. On the dog shit thread.

@SeptemberRains i don’t even know what that is supposed to mean 🤔

I'd imagine 'unpredictable' @LuciferOverLancashire
But who actually knows!!

There’s someone repeatedly using ‘reigns’ on a thread which is specifically about reins, with the word correctly spelled by the OP and other posters.🤦‍♀️

Love it!