A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

A poster suggested putting up a fence on the boarder line on the drive.

Just seen a post about a plutonic friendship.

What planet are you on?

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Just popped over from the underworld

A poster was accusing another of getting "high rate" last night.

High rate, like a savings account?

Do some people think that every unfamiliar word or expression is simply made up of a very small number of common words cobbled together?

"Irate" must be "high rate"; "hierarchy" must be "higher archy"; I haven't heard of Plato so it must be Pluto...

Yes and I think once enough “likes” are garnered online it reinforces the writer’s assumption. That’s why we are here; to correct.

"... take plenty of photos from different angels to show you can't get out. Just in case you need them!"

Always serving 😇

AI will make things much worse. I'm shocked by the number of posters using AI instead of using a bit of common sense or just thinking.

Always x

Identicle twins.

Swede boots

To wear with carrot trousers?

Someone has started stoke piling food.

It was only a matter of time.

Ah, I’d wondered about vegan footwear.

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Don’t you step on my blue swede shoes

Do they have turnips on their trousers as well?

And wouldn’t swede shoes leek?

Were they octopuses (or octopodes, since we're in Pedants' corner)?

Maybe they chard the swedes to make them more leathery.