A Viscous Attack #4

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Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Somebody has a huch for sale on Facebook. I'm tempted to ask how mutch it is.

We had a hampster cage for sale on the noticeboard at work.

@AlbieJiggered were you able to use Tipp-Ex covertly

@LuciferOverLancashire , why would I? I love such spelling mistakes.
I'm itching to correct To think 'Full time' should mean less hours?

Seen a post today about going a straw pole.

A poster said that her positivity would wain if she waited too long for her results.

@LeftBoobGoneRogue she will just have to bare with it

The BBC website has a 'cygnet ring' in a news story today. It's not about swans.

I'm itching to correct To think 'Full time' should mean less hours?

Oh yes, I was shouting 'fewer fewer fewer' when I saw that.

Cygnet Rings | petesbogblog

That sets a president.

“Did they anaesthetise your gum?” “ No, they numbed it”

he’s a sexual predator false stop

False stop?

I imagine he was blind sighted

Or sited, even

anti persistent

There is no hope for the BBC with this on their website at the moment
“He appeared completely unphased by what had occurred”.

@LeftBoobGoneRogue , complain to them.

Could be just a faze they’re going through?

I nearly had to report myself just now - managed to refrain from typing "upmost" instead of "utmost" in the nick of time. Don't know which evil demon possessed me then

I often don't tap the space bar hard enough so can understand how alot and aswell happen. I could goon.

'It will, unfortunately I can’t super-seed the tax man!'

This had all sorts of images in my head!

Poor Noone gets blamed for all sorts of things.

Me too - like those novelty heads you grow cress on !

There's s thread in Active at the moment about Chris Evan's. The apostrophe appears in the name throughout the OP...