A Viscous Attack #4

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Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Yes. A bit dry

Not to say expensive

All these silly mistakes are making me high rate.
I overheard a receptionist telling her workmate that she was high rate due to a customer's behaviour.

You need some rest bite.

Was watching Come Dine with Me and a woman said 'The dessert was a bit incoherent '.

There’s an ad I hear when I listen to podcasts, where someone says she’s “the founder of xyz, a gift shop from the lens of artists and handmade objects.”
I can never get to my phone quickly enough to avoid it.
I object to odd pairings like “pregnant to” and “embarrassed of” as well.

BBC Proofreader is still on.....vacation 😚

…I love reading thoughtful inciteful posts…

I think insightful was what was the poster meant!

TBF, a lot of MN posts are pretty "inciteful"!

A new one on me yesterday -

A stellar toe heel shoe 👠

What's one of those and so they come as a pear?

Falour

I'll give you three guesses.

do they not so they. The pear was deliberate, as in a pear of stellar toe heal sandles.
Stiletto!

No way! Stellar toe = stiletto? Wowzer

Valour? Velour? Fella?

Failure?

‘’Menna’ is one I’ve not come across before.

@SeptemberRains , it's a Welsh woman's name. There's Menna Elfyn . (Surname is 'Elvin').

@AlbieJiggered
Thank you - that is a very pretty name.
However, the this 'menna' should have been 'meant to'. It's up there with 'gunna' I suppose or 'wanna' or 'tryna'....

@SeptemberRains , There's one thing to consider with it - it might be appended with pause.
Thanks for explaining it to me. I can cope with gonna but not gunna.

Yes! It took me a few seconds to work it out and I had the benefit of context.

I live near here and would like to make it clear that not everybody in Plymouth is an illiterate idiot.
Although those working for the BBC obviously are.

I'm getting good at this! I'm proud of the stellar toe.
Looking for a book this morning and one is recommended as the best interia book and gives insite...

Interia as in interior @AlbieJiggered ?

I did get stiletto eventually. It was an out loud moment 😁

I see that someone has already started a thread in PC, but I have just spotted "as a pose" instead of "as opposed" on a thread today.