A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

The flaw is youre's, surely?

I had an elderly friend who told me her brother was branching out on his farm to do clamping. It became obvious she was talking about tents rather than cars.

Then she said that while she was away, her neighbour had a restraining order put on the beech tree.

Indeed. Silly me 🤣

Anglican Water (Sky News app) have imposed a hosepipe ban. Are they run by the church?

Holy water?

Apparently it’s not a devine right.

🙏

I’ve just read a review of an item of clothing “it looks quite sheak”. Also someone has been “coning the system” for years.

Was it a fashionable stile?

Bet it was really on vogue.

Seen on a thread yesterday: ‘it was absolutely so destroying.’

No, just your average rickety wooden one!

Er..what’s wrong with that?

‘it was absolutely soul destroying.’

Indeed.

Absolutely so destroying also can make sense, though!

Not really.