A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Visa versa

A thread title today; 'Four children tuned up'

...tuned like racing cars, or in the key of G major?

I had visions of a string quartet.

Seen today on a local Facebook page - Ali gutter.

Not a person - looks like metal drainage thingies from a roof.

@Chersfrozenface
Do they mean alloy gutter?

Alligator? 🐊

Do you complete an econsult for a stall at the fete?

I think they mean valley gutter.

Has anyone ever tried a cake that has marcipan?

The English name was marchpane, as mentioned in Romeo and Juliet Act 1, Scene 5, Line 9..

It's aluminium. Ali is short for aluminium.

Construction slang.
Ali - aluminium
Plazzy - plastic
Steels - structural metalwork
Muck - mortar
Dot 'n' dab - drywall adhesive
Sparks - electrician
Fanny trap - dry waste trap
Mist - first paint on plaster
Snots - mortar oozing
and so on.

Here's my 'two Penneth'...

I'm just waiting for a post in Baby Names about twins called Penelope and Kenneth, collectively known as Penneth.

Individually Pen and Ken, obviously.

Speech impediment?

Not a speech impediment. The correct spelling would be "two penn'orth".

It's a contraction of "two pennies worth" indicating a contribution of little value.

🤣🤣🤣 Like Jennifer and Ben; Bennifer

It is indeed.

Kenelope

🤣🤣🤣

Yes, i know the correct expression It just struck me that said with a slight lisp it sounded like two pennies... which I appreciate is not quite the same thing, just the way my wayward mind works

Just seen on a thread about Farage. “Labour are going to get a drumming at the next election.”

Drumming up support?

No they definitely meant a drubbing.

Agree x