A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Just seen that one 😁

Saw one yesterday - ’part of the parcel of having teenagers’.

Here’s a couple
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'As much as he could of done more there's no way this bloke should be taking the wrap for this'
(from a post about the Southport taxi driver).

Is taking the wrap like taking the biscuit?

'I don't need posters like you licking me while I'm down.'
Probably a typo rather than a malapropism or anything (and tempered by being from a thread with tragic circumstances), but a rather good double-entendre.

Just seen a "chess pool of bacteria" on the Squishy thread.

'Keep your nib out'

Stop writing about it 😉

How very rustic!

... followed later by 'Aye nib out love'. Am I wrong and it's actually a real idiom?

Presumably a minor variant spelling of 'neb'.

Someone’s had an anterior motive for doing something.

Someone’s boyfriend isn’t at all screamish

Just saw leaving primary school described as a writer passage. That's amazing.

The irony

I saw that one too! 😁

Going to the prom is a writer passage. I mean I eyeroll at right of passage but that is next level!

The engine will have ceased up...
(on MN today)

Casterophise about what might happen.
Tripple nationality.
I can’t phantom why this wouldn’t be a direct conversation.

Stop it 🤣🤣🤣

"I have received your resent email"

Wot ? Bofe of vem ? 😉

From the post about Farage’s resignation one of his fans said “CLOSE ARE BOARDERS”.

Fete ecomplete.

😆