A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Low bloc heel

Do they have souls though?

*@AlbieJiggered "shocking!"

Ha! ⚡👏😎

Only R ones.

You can wear them when you peddle your bicycle

All the mamils and their peddling.
Some athletes meddle.

Have you ever been…’slap back in the middle’?

Some athletes win meddles

Meddle is a verb. An athlete who podiums meddles.

Seen today "I would've been apocalyptic" is this allowed?

Yes it’s allowed. I’d be apoplectic if it wasn’t x

Seen today "..to make someone to remove an avery from their garden".

They were keeping a stock of office stationery there? Or a heap of weighing scales?

From the Serena Williams thread:

I'm no fan of Serena Williams as a person, I think she has an arrogant attitude sometimes, however you cannot dispute that she receives a lot more negative commentary than her white female sportswomen paramours.

And for sale on Amazon The Complete Novels of Jane Austin.
Austin for Austen really sets my teeth on edge, and one sees it far too often.

How novel!

I suppose this is an autocorrect, but in the thread about boys in Ladies' loos:

Just to add to this there’s no detergent for these monsters that lurk in toilets to prey on kids

I shouldn't laugh.

A wannabe fifth horseman?

No detergent to spray on kids?

We had a small shop and one of our customers was Mrs Malaprop incarnate.

She told us she and her husband were upset when they went to a particular beach because there was a nudist column there.

She told us her mother in law was always berrupt (abrupt) and as we knew, a leper never changes its spots.

There are other but I can’t remember them at the moment

Brilliant!

My MIL pronounced butterfly bush buddle ee ah (buddleia)

No detergent to spray on kids?

I suppose you'd want to spray it on the dirty old men who were preying on the kids.

That reminds me of my nan. There was a TV programme called Metal Mickey. Nan called him Mental Mickey, not as a joke, bless her. And had we heard about all these "Lebanese" women that were becoming all the rage?

It is really a personnel choice.

Make Council Tax a debfacto national tax then councils will have less incentive to control spending.

Seen on MN- a pitcher on the walls!