A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Spotted "clammer" on a thread this morning.

A crabber is a boat for harvesting crabs, a prawner is a boat for catching prawns - so surely a clammer is a boat for gathering clams.

Yes, I believe it’s a ‘thing’. I always read what I’ve written before posting but espeshly in Pedants’ Corner x

No way! 😱

The person advertising "boarder work" on Facebook is achily a gardener.

Bad back?

Someone’s husband is going on a long hall flight.

a trip on the landing?

It’s possible

...nothing particularly admiral about...

Not a high ranking naval officer then?

Too much naval gazing perhaps?

“Harry Kane missed a guilt edged chance to score…”

“He’s been on the mould wine…”

Skidded on the floor in his stately home, did he?

My other slight grouse is….. (gripe or grouch?)
Demanding sex is beyond the pale.

@LeftBoobGoneRogue

What's wrong with that?

…hints of dank bathroom with a lingering aftertaste of bottom-of-the-fruit-bowl, festering pear…

Mmmm!

@LeftBoobGoneRogue , please explain what's wrong with Demanding sex is beyond the pale.

My other slight grouse is….. (gripe or grouch?)
Not sure if anything is quite right there.

Damn autocorrect.
the PP said beyond the pail

Grouse: v.i. & n. (sl) grumble.

The Little OED 1959 (too hot to go in search of anything bigger).

Hence the sign on some low pub doorways, “Duck or Grouse”.

That’s about it! 😂

For not sharing my food ... has some howlers.

I’ve just seen someone review a service saying “they went above and behind”

Someone’s had their nose “quarterised” to stop nose bleeds