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A Viscous Attack # 3

394 replies

Catspace · 09/03/2026 18:28

Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

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KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning · 01/05/2026 05:51

And a few more gems from elsewhere on MN today: ’antisemititic’ and ‘antisemetic’ (in the same post), plus ‘villigelante behaviour’

Maybe to do with villainous vigilantes?

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 11:42

Are those like heiry potatoes?

Villigelante sounds like a new 'Italian' freezer pudding you might get in a discount supermarket.

Whosthetabbynow · 01/05/2026 12:59

Yesterday I was told that something wouldn’t be allowed to happen “on my clock” (I’m assuming she meant watch)

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 13:05

I've seen 'greek routes' today in a thread about naming a baby.

Allseeingallknowing · 01/05/2026 13:36

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 13:05

I've seen 'greek routes' today in a thread about naming a baby.

Didn’t get that one!

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 13:38

'The names DH and I like ... seem to have greek routes.'
(Greek roots)

FawnDrench · 01/05/2026 14:38

“Partisan cheese” - seen on a tweet today.

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 14:41

Was it a Babybel with a cause?

Allseeingallknowing · 01/05/2026 16:59

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 11:42

Are those like heiry potatoes?

Villigelante sounds like a new 'Italian' freezer pudding you might get in a discount supermarket.

Heiry potatoes? Try King Edwards!

AlbieJiggered · 01/05/2026 17:25

I think Charlottes would be better.
(more French-sounding. Hadn't thought of it before but Charlotte and Louis are both French names.)

CrocusesFlowering · 03/05/2026 21:08

knowone..
New one on me.

Allseeingallknowing · 03/05/2026 22:15

Seen on MN today - falling fowl…or chickening out, perhaps?

Whosthetabbynow · 04/05/2026 12:40

Someone with a thick skin has the “hind of a rhino” 🦏

grumpygrape · 04/05/2026 12:54

Whosthetabbynow · 04/05/2026 12:40

Someone with a thick skin has the “hind of a rhino” 🦏

Well, the hide on the hind is probably the thickest...? 😉

Whosthetabbynow · 04/05/2026 13:12

grumpygrape · 04/05/2026 12:54

Well, the hide on the hind is probably the thickest...? 😉

Yes, possibly 🤣

MagpiePi · 04/05/2026 14:41

CrocusesFlowering · 03/05/2026 21:08

knowone..
New one on me.

you obviously meant ‘knew one on me’ 😄

SueBlime · 04/05/2026 18:56

"like a normally do and tain nothing but abuse of every single one of theme"

tain!!

LeftBoobGoneRogue · 04/05/2026 23:42

Seen on MN today
Have you got an onsuit bathroom?

Funnywonder · 05/05/2026 06:50

LeftBoobGoneRogue · 04/05/2026 23:42

Seen on MN today
Have you got an onsuit bathroom?

Not as bad as ‘on sweet’ bathroom which I saw on here a couple of years ago and nearly finished me off🤣

LeftBoobGoneRogue · 05/05/2026 15:13

@Funnywonder
’On sweet’ really is on another level.

BrickBiscuit · 07/05/2026 09:24

'Co-inside' for coincide. So bad it's good.

Allseeingallknowing · 07/05/2026 19:16

Seen on MN- “I’m not vein”
” Some would call me exstream”

Allseeingallknowing · 07/05/2026 19:21

“ A pitcher on the walls”

grumpygrape · 07/05/2026 19:30

Allseeingallknowing · 07/05/2026 19:21

“ A pitcher on the walls”

Someone threw it up there... 😉

Allseeingallknowing · 10/05/2026 16:36

Thanks for the in-site! Seen on MN today