A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

A chap on our local Facebook is offering his services as a gardner and some other poor sod’s relative has died of dimintia

I’ve just seen “bald faced cheek”

I prefer bear-faced cheek.
It makes me picture a cheeky furry animal

Maybe the gardner can help with a post I saw on a separate forum asking for advice on how to grow black current

Today in these pages, in the (inevitable) article about the attempted shooting of Trump, someone has written about “a country where they believe someone has the right to bare arms”. I hadn’t realised going sleeveless was such a thing!

From my today, bald faced cheek.

@HopeSpringsInfernal , scroll up a few posts.

@sesquipedalian , I want the right to not bare arms.

I want the right to not bare arms.

But…but…what about ‘Sun’s out, guns out’?

My guns are in their sleeves.

Also in these pages this very day:
potentially leaving his kids in the lurk
And as for vaping, Yee Gods
the new renters rights act is getting a bad wrap

he’s trying to sew decent into his followers

…put up a petition wall…

Just came to post this!
The wall will only be constructed if you get enough signatures 🤣

😁

Probably been mentioned before but 'sort after location'.

Someone is currently after a supermarket job, not as a manger. I wonder if they'll choose between candidates by drawing straws...

'Roles off the tongue beautifully. '

Come to London and see the sites (lots of building work going on to be fair)

Talking to someone today who thought VAR was a footballer. 😬

'blind sighted'

I give you 'agent-guarde'

Avant-garde or a spy bodyguard?

The first one, but it is ambiguous

It was a joke. 😃

Yesterday on a food thread someone said they had made dauphinous potatoes