A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

Here's a wrong homonym for you:

"Who's ipad?" I'm tempted to reply "It's a device not a person".

Reeves for Sale.

Luckily it was near Christmas and there was a picture of a circular creation of Holly, Ivy, and Pine twigs, with baubles underneath the writing, so we got the idea…

We need a laugh emoji. Sometimes a picture tells you so much more than words. I had no idea what Reeves were other than a family I know. The DC aren't called Holly and Ivy.

Judging other people by her own morales, I guess.

Close, but you guessed wrong.

I rest my thucking case.

Seen tonight on Mumsnet, “end of storey”
Sorry, Poster!

Subtitles.

There will be people out there who would pay good money for a Golden Jiggly.

Silver or Bronze Jigglies will be better value for the less affluent.

Affluent said in the Queen's English, back in the day, would sound like effluent. Effluent Jigglies are kept behind the counter for those 'special' customers.

Another mumsnetter one today - mouse layer tart! Bet the cat enjoyed it!

My cat likes mice pies.

Can you translate please?

They were 'AI-generated' subtitles to a video about an elderly lady and her dog.

The Golden Jiggly was in 2002.

Golden Jubilee! I’d not have guessed that 🤣

The "lockels are bummping there gumms" on Facebook.

The locals are something their something?

Bumping their gums @AlbieJiggered - complaining. Sorry, commplaining

Lol ! At least that's better than Chester draws.

Thanks. I'm not familiar with the expression 'bumping their gums'.

Chester draws at the Deva stadium.

I just heard a football analyst say two corkers all at once. Talking about a particular footballer being thrown under the rug and used as a scrapegoat.

Seen on a thread today 'I moved into a little terrorist house'. Obviously the poster used the voice function, but it amused me

I love it even more than Golden Jiggly!

A little terrorist house.

fews for views (MN today)

At my office, wellness classes are being offered to employees, including for yoga and Thai chi

A double-header. Beautiful x

Hope the police are aware 🤔