A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

I saw in sighting someone to violence ...

Saw a thread on MN today mentioned the Magna Carter.

I see horrors like that alot

That's a slander on a helpless Alot.

@TheDevilWearPrimarni , I was at school with her. I'm surprised she didn't change her name by deed pole.

I would reply to this thread but don’t want to set a president.

Just seen on another thread - love it! Picturing Trump frozen in plaster of Paris.

The BBC at it again yesterday. He captain of a sail training ship flauts one of the oldest naval traditions.

There isn't a verb 'to flaut', but if there were, wouldn't involve a bosun's whistle when on board a ship?

Deepoll surely?

🤣🤣🤣 Bless them

Maybe he was flaunting it? You know, showing off?

I suspect the author vaguely knew that 'flaunt' wasn't right and thought "I know, it's the one without the n".

But she can't even have used a spell checker - my checkers all flag up 'flauts'.

It’s flout isn’t it?? I’m second-guessing myself now 🤣

It is indeed 'flout'. And has since been corrected, undoubtedly after emails from readers.

@Chersfrozenface 🙌

There’s a current thread in AIBU in which a poster describes her overly precise husband as a “self confessed pendant”.

Is he a swinger or just hanging on?

Parts of him are undoubtedly pendulant.

Now you're just being pendantic...

If Dh is arrested that would make me a gangster’s maul.

Surely a flautist flauts?

I saw something described as " a quiet taste" which took me a sec to work out.

It sounds similar but doesn't make much sense. All intensive purposes is another one.

A post on my local NextDoor website said that Parent and Child parking spaces are just Curtsy spaces and anyone can use them.

I would have loved to reply that they're not and she would just have to bough down and accept it 😉

Shirley you mean except it.

Expect it?