A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

I spotted Weather spoons .

Does this mean icy cold ones for hot summers and comfortably warm ones for winter foods 🤔

My son told me that his mate is climbing Scaffold Pike this weekend

Well that would make it easier!

That’s what I thought! 🤣 Some nice scaffolding to hold on to

And ladders 😁

And ladders 🤣

There is currently a thread that repeatedly refers to a “patent decorator”

Dear Lord. It’s getting worst and worst.

Or perhaps he meant plumbet?

My son, when he was young, describing a particularly deep shade of red, said it was "pitch red"...I quite liked that

I like that one too - bit like the wine-dark sea.

Yes, although I've been unable to find any other similarities between my son and Homer

Homer Simpson maybe...

Is this supposed to be painter and decorator?

OMG ..!

In a current thread: I’m loosing the wheel to live

Oh, dear. Loos(en)ing a wheel is more likely to shorten a life.

I may be being unfair. Perhaps the person draws the illustrations for patent applications.

I just saw this 😂 Can't be a typo.

@Butthechildrentheylovethebooks , it is litterally her life now.

I ready today about someone being in pain from their waste to under their ribs

His very brave to climb that! It will be very tiring. He'll probably need a 'lay-in' the next day!

Constipation can be painful!

😱

They really must get their bowl movements checked out!

There is just a slither of hope (that there isn’t a snake on the loose?)

I saw the 'puncher wound' today and wondered if anyone had mentioned it yet...

It'd be satisfying if that meant the punched wounded the puncher ...