A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

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@Bignanna Maybe a nice seizure salad?

Pardon the hasty Photoshop

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@GarlicStyle

You're going to give me a swole head 😂

I work in aged care, and review a lot of progress notes as part of my role. You would not believe the amount of wondering residents do in the corridors!
But never fear, if the resident first refuses to come and sit and rest, the nurses reproach them later. 😱🫣😳

Recently scene on Mumsnet …a soap perhaps?

On my local SM today
I hv seen so many aunts in the kitchen

The replies are hilarious.

“Never fails to lather up drama. Affairs of the heart, surprise evil twins…

And today we have …. swinging cuts. I see this one a lot. Injuries sustained in the playground perhaps?😃

Ha ha ha 🤣

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Or they're using a scythe on the grass?

Yes!!😃

What did they mean?

They meant ‘swingeing cuts’ as in severe or extreme cuts, usually with reference to budgets/finances. Pronounced like whinge, rather than wing.

On another thread today in the OP:

We did also like NAME but it might be a bit too unique?
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(I am also a teacher which makes names super hard!)

regarding the salt path couple lots of deceipt going on. Even on my WhatsApp group of professionals people using that word. Sitting on my hands not to type DECEIT!!!

Are they teachers by any chance?

Just heard on the bbc weather forecast -
'there is only one way for those temperatures to go, and they will plummet quite quickly UP'

What???

Standards soaring to new depths?

Or plumbing the heights! 😂

Honestly, you couldn't make it up!

I watched that and thought WTF? Surely plummet is necessarily downwards?

It is indeed

Getting mixed up with summit?

“They lowered him up” Do what??