A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

Such a pavlova over nothing

They've given up the goat

A colleague last week: "My mother was prostate with grief." Somehow it was worse that it was a female relative!

This thread is on route to becoming a classic.

Here here!

You need to think about apping your game

Wonderful, could spend happy hours in a cheese lounge...browsing the draws of cheese 🧀

Bare with me. I'm loosing alot of time reading this threads

My Grandma's friend complained that her various veins were painful.
DH's friend was worried about having evasive surgery.

Anyone for a slither of cake?

This thread is brilliant :)

I think English grammar is a complete mind field

The solemn “it’s a right of passage”. RITE!!! Your teen is going to the prom not navigating the Panama Canal.

At least people are being pacific about things...

It's just so.....runny!!

It’s a no brainier really

Oh be quite!

The AI doesn't know what a chaise longue is, but no matter - it made a very lovely cheese lounge.

I’d say to all in tense and purposes that it already is!

Reign it in

I have been known to greet DH with the phrase “Morning Angle!” but that’s a Hot Fuzz reference 😜

I’ve been given a sneak peak…

Frankly people need to start towing the line…

We are on tender hooks for it to happen

A viscous attack would definitely be a sticky situation in which to find oneself. Gets coat….

One of my favourites: ‘the doctor had a reassuring manor.’ (In a nice area with good schools?)