A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

Maybe they wanted to mask something? 😂

The mind boggles 🤣

Velor, vasiline and a vintij gimp! The holey trinnity of interia seduckshun 😍🔥🛋️

Saw 'as rare as hens eggs' on here today, although I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt and assume that was just an absentminded malapropism.

presumably meant ‘pimp’, though I’ve no idea how that equally (arguably more) unsavoury term ever came to mean ostentatious adornment of interior decor, food etc.

@ErrolTheDragon Yes. Both awful words with questionable meanings

Spotted on a thread: ‘This might be the crooks of it’
This is definitely a new one on me. I’m thinking ‘crux’?😅

Spotted this morning: "I'm worried about whether the school will be supportive and neutering".

Ouch.

Another belter. Someone has Irritable Bowl Syndrome.

The image that has conjured up in my head🤣🤣

"I'm worried about whether the school will be supportive and neutering".
Bollocks to that.

Honestly - some of these gaffes are enough to leave you feeling utterly morifted! 😈

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@Pedant5corner It could’ve been worse; she could have been motrified

@Cattery , you need to explain that one for me.

@Pedant5corner Just another mash up of mortified 🤣

I think motrified is a straightforward typo but morifted is something else.

indeed

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I’ve just bought some new pitchers to hang on the wall

This is a typo but I thought I'd share it.
On my local freebie site:
Squirrel proof bird feeder for nits or solid blocks Weathered but functional
Floor feeding tray for blackbirds etc

Bless. The nits can have their own feeder.

very tasteful :)

With regard to this thread making into Classics I think we need to air on the side of caution