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A Viscous Attack 🤣

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GarlicStyle · 09/03/2025 23:21

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

A Viscous Attack 🤣
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TheFifthTellytubby · 17/06/2025 11:19

Spotted on a similar thread on Reddit: "A basic website costs 10K, or 25K upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles," he said.

Took me a moment...

TheDevilWearPrimarni · 17/06/2025 13:07

As seen in the last few days.

I buy the genetic versions of supplements on a Amazon.

I had an aneurysm to my federal artery.

Pedant5corner · 17/06/2025 13:11

genetic is a typo. federal might be autocorrect.

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 17/06/2025 13:14

Seen recently: “i tried to call her out but apparently theres a statue of limitations on being fake now”

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 17/06/2025 13:16

Gonksmum · 16/06/2025 17:51

Saw a couple of beauts recently - a post somewhere extolling the virtues of an M & S " Mellton Mulberry" pork pie and a question on Reddit asking " What's it feel like when you're under Anastasia?"

Edited

Oh, blush, thats to personnel!

GarlicStyle · 17/06/2025 13:35

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gotback · 17/06/2025 16:55

Stricked! 😱 The child lives with his mum so he doesn't want the limited time here to be full of rules and too stricked.

Funnywonder · 17/06/2025 17:15

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 17/06/2025 13:14

Seen recently: “i tried to call her out but apparently theres a statue of limitations on being fake now”

Statute of limitations🤣🤣🤣

thehorsesareallidiots · 17/06/2025 18:13

Gotback · 17/06/2025 16:55

Stricked! 😱 The child lives with his mum so he doesn't want the limited time here to be full of rules and too stricked.

I'd give that household a wide birth.

Pedant5corner · 17/06/2025 18:15

Shouldn't it be 'to srick'?

Trying too be pendantic hear, but I am bias.

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 18/06/2025 00:37

Funnywonder · 17/06/2025 17:15

Statute of limitations🤣🤣🤣

Has a sister called Liberty, doesn’t she?

butterpuffed · 18/06/2025 08:39

Recently seen - Hears why I do this

🤔I can't figga fink figger owt wot you meen . Get a gripp😏

Cattery · 18/06/2025 09:01

butterpuffed · 18/06/2025 08:39

Recently seen - Hears why I do this

🤔I can't figga fink figger owt wot you meen . Get a gripp😏

Glorious. You have to wonder what’s going on in schools

Pedant5corner · 18/06/2025 09:04

@Cattery , read posts by posers claiming to be teachers.

Funnywonder · 18/06/2025 09:08

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 18/06/2025 00:37

Has a sister called Liberty, doesn’t she?

🤣

Just realised when I was commenting on the statue of limitations post, I typed ‘statute’. My pedantic brain obviously wouldn’t let me type it as statue. Or something😅

Pedant5corner · 18/06/2025 09:16

We noticed.

Hkakge · 18/06/2025 09:32

I'm finding all the spelling and grammar mistakes on this thread really heart rendering. Actually I'm fumming

Pedant5corner · 18/06/2025 10:09

Are you literally fumming @Hkakge ?

Heart rendering is possble, depending on context.

Funnywonder · 18/06/2025 10:31

Pedant5corner · 18/06/2025 09:16

We noticed.

🤣🤣

Limer · 19/06/2025 07:20

A couple of belters I spotted:

"I'm thinking of changing my name by depole"

"She's always at his beckon call"

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 19/06/2025 12:23

thehorsesareallidiots · 17/06/2025 18:13

I'd give that household a wide birth.

This. focus on your own self of steam.

Pedant5corner · 19/06/2025 15:39

I saw 'we were stationery' today. I wanted to correct her but I letter be.

GarlicStyle · 19/06/2025 15:50

Pedant5corner · 19/06/2025 15:39

I saw 'we were stationery' today. I wanted to correct her but I letter be.

<applause> 🤣🤣

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mum2jakie · 19/06/2025 16:13

Pedant5corner · 19/06/2025 15:39

I saw 'we were stationery' today. I wanted to correct her but I letter be.

Bravo!!!!

Cattery · 20/06/2025 09:43

Came across a corker yesterday. Someone was buying some soft furnishings to gimp a room. Nope, me neither

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