Morifted

[Donut22]

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

Who will have seen it??

I so hope you have your in-laws staying 😂

Morifted indeed.

They’ll probably think it’s a new gadget for scrubbing the saucepans !

So mortified you came here to post about it?

Who has been in your house all day who will have seen it?

You’ve left out who has seen it…

Waiting for the mortifying bit ...

🤣

Who else lives in the house?

"Morifted, Morifted
So bad they mis-spelled it twice"

You have to be very old to get this...

I’m assuming someone else has seen it? Otherwise I don’t get the problem

The kitchen sink? Or the bathroom basin? Who may have seen it.

Kinda depends who else has been in the house. Your toddler DC and partner? Probably wouldn't worry. A workman, your teenagers or in laws? Slightly more mortifying!

Sounds moriftifying!

You are literally morifted?

Deary, deary me.

Today I walked down a major busy road completely oblivious until a taxi driver shouted out of his window "oi love pull your dress down we can see your pants". My bag had eaten the back of my dress and I was effectively naked apart from my knickers.
So Im more mortified than you. 🤣

Years ago, I was staying at my boyfriends when his parents were away and the family bathroom had a 2 person spa bath. Boyfriend insisted I bring a dildo along to the bath. I didn't even use it, we just sat and relaxed in the bath.

When we came out of the room, we had to walk past their lounge area and his brother and his girlfriend where there. Somehow- the dildo fell onto the floor infront of them. 😳

Just following as I'm desperate to know who saw it OP 🤣

I have a vulval skin condition and periodically take photos to keep a check on it. We have an Amazon Alexa screen in our kitchen. One day, my husband said to me, ‘have you been taking pictures of your bits cos it’s on display in the kitchen ?’. My phone had been auto uploading my phone pics to google
pbotos and displaying on our devices at home. I have no idea how many people may have seen it!!!

That made me laugh after a tough day at work - thank you!

No, surely a neologism for the feeling of wanting to be buried in a large hole, etymology from ‘more’ and ‘rift’?

If no one, partner or a small child has seen if I wouldn’t be morift. Colleague, parents or teenager is a different situation.

Im
sorry you have a skin condition of your vulva - that can’t be nice.

But …… 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry!!!!

@FlamingoFloss I'm sorry to hear about your condition, but this did make me laugh 😂