A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

While we are here, I'm thinking of getting a mope head since I saw someone talking about this on Facebook today.

Is that not just a miserable face, @Zonder ?

If this thread doesn’t get into Classics I’m going to be mift (seen today)

😂 well I don't want one of those!

Sounds like an excellent description of Daily Mail Face.

And yet hear we are, smelling of mildew and regret.

Exactly!

Probably shouldn't repeat this as it's one I saw in a work video a while ago.
"[Software Product] can improve your bustiness"

Finally, a software that supports both back-end functionality and front-end enhancement!

I saw someone referred to as a “plane Jane” on a comment section yesterday. Conjures up all sorts of ideas! A girl who incessantly takes city breaks!?

Seen on a recent thread - 'hurd immunity'

@TheaBrandt1, I couldn't find a Jane, so have a Plane Jess!

The curb and kerb confusion is always great entertainment

The other day I saw "kudus to" someone for something they'd done.

Very generous to give a number of thwacking great antelopes to another person but surely transportation and room to keep them would be a problem.

This is brilliant 😀

@Chersfrozenface Just a tad

Too much Tupperware, perhaps?
Reminds me of the nursing essay where patients were given bowels to wash themselves!

Do you wear crutchless knickers with those?

I've seen "seeked" a lot lately.

If also seen "self steam" which is one of those that accidentally makes sense like the rest bite and the dire rear.

If you've got low self steam, you can't get things done under your own steam. It stands to reason

Wasn’t at the crack of Dawn, was it?

I find a Bridget brush works well too!

Kerb is really just a centuries old British misspelling that’s become set in stone.

😂tbf, that could be the fault of the bastarding autocorrect which has an annoying habit of capitalising all sorts of words which might be proper nouns, even if there’s no contextual justification at all for doing so. The one which really irritates me at the moment is Quick Look - I’ve no idea what product or service that might be, which is odd given how often I take one.

😂

I had a little smile at "it takes two to tangle", seen on a thread in Relationships today. Would it be classed as an eggcorn?