That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

[Jaquelinehyde]

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

cute, eager tamerable, trainable, or just pushing their luck?

sorry - will go find those meds now....

What Shiney said - Bella is good for ideas of diamond-based things to buy.

yes reality chavs in stripy jumpers 18 year olds

we were in a bar for over 25's and 2 young louts got dragged out by the doormen for being twatish, later on they came and tried to chat us up as we were waiting for taxi (well i say taxi, it was my friends 18 yr old stalker) and my mate couldnt understand why i told them to fuckoff

25 is my limit unless he had an enormous cock

i just cant see 18 yr old as 'men' iykwim? i think it is because i have ds1 who is a very mature 21 yr old, so anyone else his age and younger seems like boys, well they are really arent they?

i think my mate snogged her friend after they dropped me off home, i texted her before and asked and she didnt give me a definitive no

Half your age plus 7 is the rule Vinny, you know that.

Or in your case - is DS1 older than them?

Good way to freak them out though - tell them 'I have a son your age young man, would you like someone to talk to your mother that way?' (preferaby in a screechy voice)

Trill i have used that line many times, doesn't seem to deter them

Mate keep saying to me (about her friend) oh wait till you see him he looks and acts much older, you would never know he was so young

i meet him and errrr yes he does

oh and he is a barber (same as her) and drives a lexus so of course i asked how he managed to afford such a nice car on a barbers wage? and who the fuck was stupid enough to insure him (i was a bit rude )

Bella is whooping my arse at WWF (i've had really bad letters in this game)

reality at your sister, was he good though?

Oh no, did his daddy buy his car for him? I assume your mate is a grown woman - 18 yr olds are not adults in the dating sense. I wouldn't go out with an 18 year old!

but woulkd you sleep with one? fucking and dating are two different things.

True, that is different.

Umm.... definitely not if I had a son who was older.

So... new thread? Is there really a special places for cliques? Should we go there?

understably so trills. which is why i can completely understand that vinny was so put off by the situation.

I am out of paracetamol so am going to have to get up. i dont want to as it is cold and wet and horrid out there. And i dont have to leave for gettting ds until 4pm. So in theory i could have taken the pain killers and tried to go back to sleep.

i put a load of change down on the coffee table left over from last night (about £8 in coins) and ds2 has swiped it and put it in his money box

im off to Aldi for food, then im going back to my bed all day for a while

I am actually quite impressed with DS2 there Vinny - he knows the value of money! Needs to learn to take baout 1/3 of the coins, then you might not notice he has done it

ds is the same vinny. he is a kelptomanic when it comes to money. Agree though you need to watch when he gets more sneaky at it.

Have we got a title and know where the new thread is going? we are almost running out of this one. will def need space to linky if we are moving!

Bad tiles Vinny - yeah ok, I believe you.

Actually, I have a really really bad set of tiles for my game with Reality.

Shiney, as well as being on your shitlist for txt ignoring am I also on the one for wwf ignoring too - unless I have invited the wrong person

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/off_the_beaten_track/1054110-Today-we-celebrate-our-Shiney-pendence-Day psst, over here]]

try again

blimey - you lot were on 'sage advice' form last night. I shall do a 'I agree with Shiney/Ouch' and leave it at that.

Though Bella I thought that dress looked lovely and as everyone said you are the fashion queen NOT JM.

Reality - DH went on a stag do to the Griffin about 7 years ago...and was relatively unimpressed (or at least pretended to be).

DIB - no kebab envy needed. I compounded my marathon of bad eating with a thai takeaway and actually thought I had food poisoning for a whole hour (terrible tummy ache)...but no...it was just greediness and over eating. What a pig.

Vinny - These poor boys are confused by the fact they think they know you from school - you need to get a few lines like me then you never get chatted up by anyone under 59 (in fact you never get chatted up at all!)