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That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

999 replies

Jaquelinehyde · 25/09/2010 16:01

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

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OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 16:09

i have drunk a 1ltr of pineapple juice and i have only move to answer door/grab juice and pee. i have been curled up in bed doing nothing.

to you believe in psychies influencing enough other? my brain has just been taken off in a lovely direction but not epxlaination why other then that.

jetcat · 02/10/2010 16:11

Is this through choice though ouch, or are you still illing?

VinegarTits · 02/10/2010 16:12

fucking ell you'll be shitting through the eye of an needle, you really dont do your body any favours

its still red Bella Grin

speaking of food, i need some, bacon? anyone?

bellavita · 02/10/2010 16:15

Jet, the dress is for the evening. I will probably have jeans and boots on in the day.

Can you at least have some toast Ouch?

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 16:21

probably but it involves moving. my body and i have an uneasy truce. it has had to suffer years of this kind of abuse. I in term have suffered it developmental deformaties and genetic crapness. I think we are about quits Grin

bacon sandwich sounds nice... .no bacon though...

should really get up and collect new asthma meds though.

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 16:45

ok i have been thoroughly guilted into getting up. Although it would appear like my brain is fucked as there is evidence downstairs that i have eaten something Blush and left the other half of it downstairs Blush

Me thinks i might be a danger to myself today. Meds. later.

Vinny hope that bacon sandwich was a nice as it sounded Envy

VinegarTits · 02/10/2010 16:56

Grin ouch

sorry for the tough loving but you worry me sometimes Smile

i had aberdeen angus beef steaks instead, they were yummmy

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 17:25

i have food issues, probably always will. stress and illness are bad spots for me. havent been eating much over the last for days. it took too much effort.

I now have a small pan of pasta on. will chuck some carbonara sauce over it. dont really want it though. but there is nothing i can fancy eating so this will be lasting and high calorie.

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 17:41

Goodness i have been spouting some self pity crap recently. Blush

ah bollocks to it.
isnt life fucking amazing sometimes Grin

TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 18:29

Where on earth did the afternoon go?

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 18:33

dont know. u been playing wwf?

Reality · 02/10/2010 18:34

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BitOfFun · 02/10/2010 18:34

I have been attacking the laundry monster. I still have 37 odd socks though.

mittz · 02/10/2010 18:38

I hate odd socks and if you throw them away.. the others turn up...

TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 18:40

Definite plan. You need to be at least tipsy to put up with them. Also where are they sleeping? Hide alarm clocks set for 7am in that room.

I have been doing, er, stuff, Baked cookies. Went to homebase for some anti-bug plant spray.

Now watching come dine with me. Might open some wine, since we have lots and lots (won the booze lottery at the party last week).

Reality · 02/10/2010 18:42

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TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 18:47

I had a lottery ticket on wednesday - haven't checked it yet...

TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 18:48

Nope... not me this time

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 18:49

well done reality. alcohol is indeed needed.

Mittz are you feeling any better?

sounds productive trills.

TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 18:50

N that's the thing Ouch, I feel like I've done a couple of hours worth of stuff but somehow the whole day has gone...

mittz · 02/10/2010 18:50

Were your cookies chewy Trills?

Lizzylou · 02/10/2010 18:50

Have had a fun Hmm time watching the football, took boys to see Bury play Rotherham.
I can safely say that I will never visit Rotherham if those fans were typical I can forget what the people from Bury are like as we sit in the nice family stand. Swearing and taunting people with kids? Nice. We did spot a young couple having a picnic near the ground, a couple of Gregg's pasties and 2 bottles of Blue Wicked. They could have been Bury fans actually, sounds very similar to DH's courtship.

Think I may open the wine soon myself, we have a 24athon coming up and I need it after today.

Bella, lovely dress
Shiney, DS2 can get like that, DS1 has calmed down now but if he is overtired he is a real handful.

mittz · 02/10/2010 18:55

Grin Reality sounds like a plan...

Having windows of feeling better and then not. Guess it is when tiredness hits that you feel the worst..

Going to put a film on and do paperwork type jobs in a mo...
How about you Ouch, and all else that have been ill?

Lizzylou · 02/10/2010 18:57

You still poorly, Mittz?
Hope you feel better soon and Ouch, try and eat something .

I was going to pretend to be ill to get out of today, blame you lot with your germs.

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 18:57

at least you have done something. i have cooked some pasta, eaten and picked an inhaler up from pharmacy. And i am ready for bed Hmm

its my child free weekend. i should be doing something. but am sitting in bed contimplating getting ready for bed and pulling covers over my head.

Lizzy - did the boys enjoy themselves at football?