That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

[Jaquelinehyde]

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

I love your dress Bella.
Obviously I have not as yet purchased my own dress as I will have lost 5 stone by November!

but they are cuddly and snuggly and just gorgous...

Now that's enough of that Shiney.
Have decamped to actual computer.
Not so much to go wrong with it ha ha

No Ouch, they are really annoying and take up all of your time and turn into toddlers which are even more annoying because they don't stay where you put them.

trills ds walked at 6mths, babies dont necessarily stay put either

snakes are cool though. seriously.

Snakes are not cuddly, snuggly and gorgeous, Ouch.

Evening all

I have been dying my hair and trying to find the shitlist thread. It shows up in the search window, but won't open, so I am limited to reading everyone's first lines only

WHY does the packet say medium brown with a picture of medium brown hair and then turn my locks witchy black??

Still reading through. Hurting my head, now. Anyone fancy writing a summary?

I thought if they are walking then they are a toddler?

Toddling - walking unsteadily right?

DS was just a ridiculously early toddler!

Six months is so early, Ouch! Are you feeling any better? You really must look after yourself

I do hope that all those who are illing feel better soon. Being ill is miserable and exhausting and such a horrible waste of time.

Shiney and Jet - how awful, awful, awful to go to hospital with dc. Glad all has turned out ok.

Hells - I have had kebab envy for twenty four hours

rofl. the medical professional uses toddler for 18mnths- 3yos ish. prior to that they are still technically a baby.

Iggy i didnt say that snakes were cuddly.

i think i am better DIB, horney broody and wanting to keep reptiles. not normally illing trains of thought.

Horny + broody + reptiles doesn't sound like a good combination - you could end up giving birth to a teenage mutant ninja turtle!

Ouch I think that's worthy of being your status update on FB!
Strangely I never equate horniness with broodiness. Possibly because babies = no sex.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.reptilewonders.co.za/images/albinocorn.JPG&imgrefurl=www.mahalo.com/answers/what-is-the-best-animal-to-have-as-a-pet&usg=__FVGdtNjmvWhtlaLjHrtudwOX2Ls=&h=1556&w=2456&sz=450&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Oxvn4BHKlCtYGM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcorn%2Bsnakes%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D392%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=473&vpy=122&dur=2518&hovh=179&hovw=282&tx=198&ty=136&ei=_aCnTN70HpDrOf7-3OgM&oei=_aCnTN70HpDrOf7-3OgM&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">how can you not like this dont not click if have reptile phobia

I think you've answered your own question theere Ouch - you could not like it if you have reptile phobia!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/25/bluebloodedli128614987716216321.jpg&imgrefurl=cheezburger.com/View/833227008&usg=__ZS6a6uujXPQ0eUuZYlvZ-ImmzII=&h=364&w=500&sz=28&hl=en&start=88&sig2=AWpS9jywn18jLiyoFJv9tA&zoom=1&tbnid=hnSGGb24abPVZM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=202&ei=IKSnTNqEM9jPjAeS1KzDDA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddaily%2Bsquee%2Blizard%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D619%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C2508&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=263&vpy=134&dur=497&hovh=177&hovw=243&tx=116&ty=99&oei=CqSnTKTrOqmG4gbG1I2bDA&esq=6&page=6&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:88&biw=1280&bih=619" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This one is cooler

We had an iguana growing up. He didn't like people. Much prefer fluffy friendly animals that have been bred in captivity for a few thousand years.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.rfadventures.com/images/Animals/Reptiles/lizards/leopard-gecko-bg.jpg&imgrefurl=www.rfadventures.com/lizards.htm&h=427&w=660&sz=56&tbnid=p8wEW8_3yXukGM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=138&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dleopard%2Bgecko&zoom=1&q=leopard+gecko&usg=__0oKP8Nv9h-eZg37BeTIfkDRx57E=&sa=X&ei=56SnTJ-_PJaX4gbeuLmXDQ&ved=0CCUQ9QEwAQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">i'd quite like one of these

sorry i didnt mean to scare everyone away with the reptile talk

Not at all, Ouch

I am very fond of reptiles - I had two leopard geckos when I was younger and they were adorable.

I have snake phobia (so was v glad of warning!)
Went to India with DH who was on snake patrol for me - he had to look in cupboards etc first just in case. Didn't see any thank god.

I have snake phobia (so was v glad of warning!)
Went to India with DH who was on snake patrol for me - he had to look in cupboards etc first just in case. Didn't see any thank god.

We ar watching 2012, which is like a much-less-good Independence Day

i seem to be watching neyo show a tv crew around his house. he is a dirty boy and dug himself a very large hole taking about head boards need to figure out something to watch.

Is that 'cribs' on mtv? My brother likes that sort of thing. You need to learn to bittorrent and then watch glee. It is so full of happy.