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That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

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Jaquelinehyde · 25/09/2010 16:01

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

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BitOfFun · 02/10/2010 18:58

You must start a lapdancing thread then, Reality, so that Mal can turn up and tell you how rubbish your marriage is Grin

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 18:58

a proper internet virus lizzy Grin

TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 18:59

They're ok, think I need oven hotter next time. Pics now on FB - not that they look very exicting really.

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 19:00

didnt reality already do that when dh asked her permission re going to said club?

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Reality · 02/10/2010 19:03

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TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 19:04

MMm, have just concocted a kir-not-very-royale out of cheap cava (bought for party) and summer fruits vodka (I got overexcited after the success of the cherry vodka and so made some with frozen summer fruits).

mittz · 02/10/2010 19:04

I suppose I am a little better Lizzy thank you...

Football sounded Hmm Never been to a match. Technically I support Cov City so have a good reason for burying my head under ground.

Although the day they beat Derby (DS's team), was a good, good day in my life... Grin

mittz · 02/10/2010 19:05

Grin at Rickety bollocks...

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 19:06

i know crave chewy cookies and alcohol. i might have to take a trip to the shop in a bit.

i want to skate. i know i shouldnt but i really want to :( would be madness wouldnt it. i need something to keep my mind busy.

Reality · 02/10/2010 19:21

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RumourOfAHurricane · 02/10/2010 19:25

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TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 19:36

Tomorrow morning you will smell it and regret it.

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 19:40

And if you claim a no smoking household for work you'd bee screwed cos the smell lingers.

how is dd and her chicken pox?

Reality · 02/10/2010 19:44

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TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 20:01

Kitten! I wish I had a kitten, but I think I spend too many hours a day out of the house to get one right now.

Reality · 02/10/2010 20:04

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TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 20:14

What type/colour is she?

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 20:19

i like cats, i like kittens. i just cant be any where near them and my immune system hates them :(

NormaSknockers · 02/10/2010 20:34

Evening Grin

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OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 20:52

its not the sneezing, its the eyes streaming so badly i cant see that gets me. I have just convince ds he wants snakes more then he wants a cat Grin so i am happy.

I miss my psycho cat. she was lovely - well actually she was psychotic and demonic but we had an understanding.

OuchPassVodka · 02/10/2010 20:59

i need a slap i am feeling broody tonight Confused

Iggi999 · 02/10/2010 21:14

Ouch have just logged on and trying to process fact that you want snakes more than cats and are feeling broody - for reptiles? (Maybe you are thinking of trouser snakes again!)
Not thinking too straight as had DS alone most of the day and then have been doing stupid work thing for 2 hours.
Off to catch up.

TrillianAstra · 02/10/2010 21:14

Broody? No - babies are annoying and they puke and poo and scream.