Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

lol

chicken in a trolley

Helix cat food

See also Stubble cat food

Sometimes sanitary towels

rofl at helix

i imagine cats doing Kypton facotr type puzzles

Matthew Bernards turkey twizzles

Rubik's Cub

Yeah, that'd fox the little bastards.

For about thirty seconds.

Lurex condoms.

J I Jelly

Onyx Black Cider

Divea creme

Orange Gina

Fray Mentos pies

Busto gravy

waterade

marmalard

LOL at marmalard.

Hobo's choice cheddar
Munter's fruit corner.

Straight Wurly

Milky Whey

Malteser

chocolate bottoms

ice bream

BALD I have visions of you stood in front of your cupboards looking for inspiration!

Love straight wurly

Baldy, do you get the feeling we find this far more amusing than we should?

I think everybody else left hours ago

On a serious note, I'll take your ice bream and raise you a

Shredded Beets

Pop slatterns

BitterandTwisted, I have been lurking here like a right spare part, alternating between laughing at some of the replies and crying because my brain is pickled and I can't think of anything!