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Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

333 replies

SuSylvester · 30/03/2010 17:23

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

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Slimcea · 30/03/2010 20:43

lol

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 20:43

chicken in a trolley

bobbiewickham · 30/03/2010 20:44

Helix cat food

See also Stubble cat food

Sometimes sanitary towels

Slimcea · 30/03/2010 20:45

rofl at helix

i imagine cats doing Kypton facotr type puzzles

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2010 20:46

Matthew Bernards turkey twizzles

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 20:46

Rubik's Cub

bobbiewickham · 30/03/2010 20:46

Yeah, that'd fox the little bastards.

For about thirty seconds.

Lurex condoms.

bobbiewickham · 30/03/2010 20:47

J I Jelly

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 20:47

Onyx Black Cider

bobbiewickham · 30/03/2010 20:47

Divea creme

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2010 20:49

Orange Gina

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2010 20:50

Fray Mentos pies

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 20:51

Busto gravy

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 21:41

waterade

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 21:42

marmalard

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2010 22:03

LOL at marmalard.

Hobo's choice cheddar
Munter's fruit corner.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 22:05

Straight Wurly

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 22:05

Milky Whey

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 22:06

Malteser

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 22:06

chocolate bottoms

BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/03/2010 22:07

ice bream

MrsMeow · 30/03/2010 22:09

BALD I have visions of you stood in front of your cupboards looking for inspiration!

Love straight wurly

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2010 22:11

Baldy, do you get the feeling we find this far more amusing than we should?

I think everybody else left hours ago

On a serious note, I'll take your ice bream and raise you a

Shredded Beets

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2010 22:13

Pop slatterns

MrsMeow · 30/03/2010 22:13

BitterandTwisted, I have been lurking here like a right spare part, alternating between laughing at some of the replies and crying because my brain is pickled and I can't think of anything!