Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Other subjects
Original poster

I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

536 replies

BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

OP posts:
spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:00

lol sazzles she has declined the offer of a plumber lol cant imagine why.

LetThereBeRock · 13/12/2009 01:00
Shock
YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:00

Can't you download something?!

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:01

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:01

oh my god, I love the fact he signs it off with a kiss as well !!!! the romance is just swoony

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:01

Ask him if a go go hamster is an appropriate toy?

AitchTwoToTangOh · 13/12/2009 01:01

i feel like i'm coming to this late, have you been flirting with this guy shiny?

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:02

Reply, "Who's Mark?!"

AK1107 · 13/12/2009 01:02
Shock
spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:02

omg.... he hs met you twice and he is like a rampant dog!!!
its aa tad bit scary dont you think.

hairymelons · 13/12/2009 01:02

All your holes....hmmm, does that include the nostrils then? Ask him that, are nostrils included, cos if not, I'm not interested.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:03

Aitch - this is her plumber that sent her a message wishing her a Merry christmas however, she did offer him a cup of tea when he was last over which is obviously blatant for 'get in my knickers big boy'

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:03

(thanks shiney)

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:03

pmsl @ hairy and dizzy

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:04

What he's looking for

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:04

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

AitchTwoToTangOh · 13/12/2009 01:04

oh god really? that's it? i've a feeling i'm the most sober prudish person on the thread, i'd be really freaked by this.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:04

stuffing am a touch too frightened to click on that but fear I'm going to have to

expatinscotland · 13/12/2009 01:05

he lurves you.

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:05

dizzy at the romance!

expatinscotland · 13/12/2009 01:05

or he's pished .

AitchTwoToTangOh · 13/12/2009 01:05

x-posted there.

don't want to be a bummer, shiny, but otoh NEITHER DO YOU. and

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:05

He wanted a pussy and a toy didn't he?

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:06

Aitch I'm just jealous its not my lush joiner sending me smutty (but not as vom enducing) messages

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:06

lol stuffing whata was it.... my computer wont let me look.