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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:06

stuffing

evening expat!

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:07

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:07

BOF I'm so glad you made Shiney. This is going to keep me chuckling 'til Christmas

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:07

spookyC - twas a lovely wee kitty playing with its ball

AitchTwoToTangOh · 13/12/2009 01:07

i think you long ago breached any bumsex-related taste horizon, shiny...

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:08

i second that crunch....

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:08

shiney you can't chuckle at bumsex, this is a much more high-brow thread

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:08

shiney - without meaning to belittle your romantic sex messages but seeing as he's already offered to stretch your arse am not sure how big a leap it actually is to bum sex?!?

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 01:09

I can't believe hr is talking about rods now...does that not breach some kind of professional ethics code for misuse?

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:09

cheers spooky

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:10

Has Bof gone to sleep or is she foraging for cucumbers?

Do you need a toy/vegetable for each hole?

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:10

@dizzy

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:10

lol its very amusing thaat he actually thinks thats going to turn you on..... all his arse stretching hs got me thinking about stuffing a turkey

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:10

It depends BOF, are they clamped or free-standing?

expatinscotland · 13/12/2009 01:10

[considers changing name to YouKnowStuffingIsforBums]

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:10

boak.... thats christmas dinner ruined.

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:10

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hairymelons · 13/12/2009 01:10

So the arse stretching was just preparation for the main event... he's a man with a plan

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:10

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:11

Poppity, as my Grand Vizier I charge you with finding a vegetable for every hole before the morrow.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:11

poppity am not sure but am hoping she's had the good sense NOT to use the cucumber in each nostril

charlotte - you've just ruined christmas dinner for me, hope you're happy!!!!! [bleurgh]

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:12

expat! Genius, next Christmas definitely.

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:12

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:13

see SEE you lot are being plain cruel, he's offered to do it gently - expat was right, he DOES love her

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:13

He has an energetic night planned for you Shiney all that flipping over . Good for calorie burning . No pain no gain and all that......