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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:52

shiney tis quality round up material - all very relevant in the current economic climate

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:52

truth would be quite funny

Well actually i'm a little busy transcribing your texts online

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:53

and you just made it into most active....

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:53

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PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:53

backup

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:53

My boyfriend is an electrical engineer and quite fancies a threesome?

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:54

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SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:54

Or even a vet

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:55

perhaps it needs to be more Christmassy to get in round up, tell him your mince pies need basting, phnaar

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:55

electrical engineer doesn't sound threatening enough if this bloke's a complete nutter Sazz - my bf is a big hairy trucker with a tendency to break the face off men who speak to me and quite fancies a threesome has a better ring to it - safer if you will?!?

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:56

You're probably right - a vet with experience in arse stretching just might make him pop straight over

hairymelons · 13/12/2009 00:57

Really, Sazzles?

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:57

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:57

You quite fancy a christmas pudding

How he interprets that is a judgement upon him and not you.

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:57

No you must call it jizzing

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 00:58

omg this is hilarious.... i have just been reading it down the phone to my sister who is pissing herself.

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:58

I think you're safe at this time of night

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:58

please no spunk on the xmas pud..

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:58

sounds like she could do with a plumber charlotte

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:59
spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 00:59

lol can it get any worse than what he has already written.

AitchTwoToTangOh · 13/12/2009 00:59

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hairymelons · 13/12/2009 00:59

I'm fine with spunking & jizzing but must draw a line at ejaculating. Just home from work, this is MUCH better than the telly!

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:00

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:00

no offence here either