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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 16:46

The more I think about this, the more I find myself hoping and praying that the whole thing was made up from start to finish - please tell me I am right!!

This is sooooo wrong on so many levels, gah and yuck and spew and shudder!

TigerDrivesAgain · 13/12/2009 17:05

Shiney

This could only happen to you.

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 19:15

I can assure you this is 100% genuine

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PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 19:25

But, but I don't want it to be genuine

I will never ever look any tradesman in the eye again, and cups of tea they can just about forget!

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 20:29

Shiney has he been at it again today - am now worried incase he's turned up and stolen you [eek]

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 20:33

I'm sure we'll be hearing from Shiney and the Randy Plumber later, I have no doubt whatsoever

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 20:36

as long as its not a ransom note then thats ok

Divatheshopaholic · 13/12/2009 20:36

OMG, Im speechless

traceybath · 13/12/2009 20:44

Spat my coffee out reading this.

But where does he go from this - animals/group sex what?

Is he good looking? For some reason I'm imagining Joey from Friends . . .

Rindercella · 13/12/2009 20:47

It is quite incredible...a plumber fixes your boiler, has a cuppa, sends you a text to wish you a Merry Christmas and the next thing you know he wants to fuck you up the arse make lurve to you. I mean, he's hardly one for taking things slowly is he?!

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 20:54

I suspect he is not enormously goodlooking- he is certainly making the most of any opportunity though. I wonder if he was having simultaneous text chat with any of his other customers at the time to hedge his bets?

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BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 21:47

shiney, please don't say merry xmas to the milk man, they are notorious for cream up the back passage

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 21:49

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 21:53

now, with the fear of being hounded off MN for even suggesting it and leaving aside the whole stretching/arse thing (each to their own) do you think maybe Plumber has a crush on our Shiney and has put himself out there (granted albeit in a non subtle way) and taken a chance on love

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 21:57

I think he has indeed taken a chance on love

A love that really shouldn't dare speak its name...

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PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 21:59

Oh no! Maybe he's really nice and was just trying to impress you with all his arse talk cos you look like you might be 'that kind of girl'

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 22:00

Cucumber? Sprouts?

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 22:01
Grin
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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 22:04

Poppity, I cannot believe there is a type that looks like that kind of girl !!!

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 22:05

hehe

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 22:09

I think this girl looks like she might be one.....

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 22:11

That looks oddly like Shiney, actually...

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SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 22:15

LOL Poppity . SHiney definitely needs to get one of those and send a pic to her courting gent

Rollergirl1 · 13/12/2009 22:15

Sorry, couldn't read past 8 pages so don't know what the rest of the 32 pages said.

I think it's a bit tacky and lazy to be honest. He obviously wouldn't have responded like he did if you hadn't been goading him with, at the very least, enthusiasm. But hey, if you want to spend your saturday nights laughing over the misfortune of your horny plumber then so be it.

On the one night that BoF spends with Shiny, this happens? Fucking A.

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 22:16

I use courting gent loosely of course

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