I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

[BitOfFun]

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

"cuddle and kiss" How sweet after all arse stretching. On that note I'm off to bed. Night night all and sweet dreams.

See? someone said he loved you. It's real romance and no mistake

Poppity, but you have to stay awake! What if there's a crisis and no one's on duty?

Or you could always delegate...

Night all

I will sleep with one eye open.

"' I gently ease out of you and we pull the duvet around us and cuddle and kiss and gently caress each other x x '"

Ah, the romance of it all.

My plumber is kinda cute, actually.

muses

Thank you, I really appreciate the giggle.

It was interesting to see that he went from the arse and the whatever to your and my. I wonder if he'll be so cock sure brave when you next need your loo repaired!

Night all

'I gently ease out of you'
How did he expect you to drink the jizz if he was still rammed up there btw? He really needs to get some logistics advice. If it was a film everyone would be saying "Nah! That couldn't happen. Gah, look, now he's down there AND over there"

Indeed Queed/crunch/stuffing- can all three be incorporated somehow?

I'd reply and say
' I was out last night, left my phone at home and the teenage baby-sitter was messing around with my phone, and has deleted all but one of the messages, what was said? '

Shiney - am soooooooooo tired and have so much to do, include dealing with the PIL again today but I just had to log on to see how its going this morning - that boy's got stamina if he's still going this morning!!!!

tell him you'll only consider meeting him if he can promise mates rates to all your friends on MN who so enjoyed his chat last night

Arrange to meet him at the penguin sanctuary.

OMG - this is the most funny thread ever!

i like pithys idea, or telling him the entire conversation was relayed over the internet.... that would be really funny.

pithys - whilst thats a cunning plan indeed am somewhat disturbed by the fact I think he'd get off on the thought he'd been chatting to a teenage girl - something just not right there iyswim?!?!

Instead of teenage your mum/elderly neighbour was babysitting?

Mind you your brother might be better.. who's really keen on meeting up...

definately brother all that back action and I think the plumber might actually go for it!!!

Brother, recently released from an all male prison....

morning Sazz - good night?!? fecking terrible one here but am waiting on the MIL to come and take over [ironic snort]

Oh my.

OK till 6.30 . Feel like crap but at least DD1 entertained by cbeebies and DD2 sleeping . Just let MIL in and walk straight out and spend a few hours asleep in the car