I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

[BitOfFun]

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

SazzlesOnASled

"Buy Drain Rods olnline
Drain Rods & sets + a huge range of ironmongery at trade prices"

and a fetishist with penguins.....

right bugger this am off to bed as having been up since 5.45, dealt with the PIL all day and done a long late shift you have cheered my up immensly Shiney - thank you

No! any meeting should be done at a pick your own, or maybe a farm shop at this time of year

@ OldLady

Just hope if you are out you don't return to him lying on your bed with a cucumber up his arse

Shiney, you must have a neon light above your head advertising for weirdos to get involved

im off to bed now laides.... it has been fun although god knows what im going to dreaam about after all of that!

I've still no real idea what the penguin thing was all about.

I too must retire as DD2 will be up in 4hrs

@ Dizzy, you don't know what you might be starting....

ah we can all hope at christmas time Poppity

Sazz - get to your bed !!!

Shiney, may a recommend a blow up cushion and some arnica to help speed up any healing thats required

DH is watching Saw, I don't know which is scarier

Thanks for the laugh Shiney

Get him round for a problem with your loo...once you have changed the toilet seat to this

shiney - whilst you may well be normal can you please learn from this a valuable lesson about offering out cups of tea all over the place (I did type willy nilly but felt it a touch inappropriate at this time!!!)

right, definately going now!

I've no idea. You're asking the wrong person there Shiney.

I'll have a look in classics later.

Poppity the world is yours for a few yours, look after it.

Shiney, thank you and Bof. I am most entertained.

Tell him you have yet to come and are waiting for the coup de grase, you and your friend.

Sleep tight.

a few hours! can't bloody type

Can I sleep too Queed?