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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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hairymelons · 13/12/2009 01:30

Where's dragonbutter when you need her? She's an expert on all this

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:30

Valhalla - it was the little fishes i was worrying about

Dizzy - stop cock would definitely have its uses here

LetThereBeRock · 13/12/2009 01:30

I think I'm going to become a nun.Never has sex seemed so incredibly unappealing.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:31

she's away off to the bathroom to see if his plumbing is as good as he claims!!

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:31

And just incase all you people have forgotten the joys of lego porn I have not

giraffespullthesleigh · 13/12/2009 01:32

Tell him you will use your mooncup to collect the spunk he just ejaculated up you and then drink it.

Can you get the word penguin in to the reply somewhere?

Perhaps mmmm after all that bumsex I will be walking like a penguin?

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:32

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:32

I really hope the bath doesn't leak...

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SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:32

ROFL - scroll down to the advert at the very bottom right of this page

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 01:33

PMSL crunch

Will he shit taps?

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:33

Sorry it has changed - was how to become a certified plumber

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:33

god at times like this im glad im single.

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:33

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AK1107 · 13/12/2009 01:33

giraffes -

Vallhala · 13/12/2009 01:34

Lol "Sazzy", I've experience of this kind of thing.

My former local dog warden sent me similar messages and of course I had to indulge him. They ended with, "I'll call you when I start to come".

Thirty seconds later the phone rang. I answered with, "Well, that was quick, wasn't it?".

He's not tried those tricks since!

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 01:34

shiney you made the world shine with penguin-loser-boy. You are so much more and so much better. Just google some lego porn and all will be well with the world.

giraffespullthesleigh · 13/12/2009 01:34

more like how to become a convicted plumber!

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 01:35

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giraffespullthesleigh · 13/12/2009 01:35

Oh please arrange to meet him at the bird sactuary tomorrow - we can have penguin gate all over again

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:35

Valhalla 'of course i had to indulge him'

giraffespullthesleigh · 13/12/2009 01:36
dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 01:36

at the polite indulging Valhalla

giraffespullthesleigh · 13/12/2009 01:36

pppp pick up a plumber

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 01:37

He will think you are a dominatrix if you call him 'naughty boy' and goodness knows where that will lead you

spookycharlotte121 · 13/12/2009 01:37

hahaha....im up for a trip to see the penguins and the pervy plumber!