YURT

[Philippat]

It's here when you need it (without GF influence, although I do wonder if that will make it more boring). The other one can still be used in emergencies, of course.

The Dalai's bringing the lamas and the llamas. Please pick up your mooncups, placenta, yak hair beanbags etc and bring them round. Don't forget the wine.

I'll start the ooooooommmmmmmmmmm-ing

I think we need some fresh blood in the Yurt, so how about Dennis off Eastenders? I like a bit of rough, ooohh eeerrr!!!

Now, is this "Game Keeper" as in Sean Bean as Lady C's Lover...?

Fab, can I have first dibs on the gamekeeper then Soupie?

Stand back girls!! This was MY idea!!!

We've got to send the goat over to Lady C(AM)'s garden first.

Oh, hello Mr Gamekeeper. Is that my goat you've got there? Why thank you. Would you like a cookie...?

You can have him Soupie..... I'm waiting for the Junior Gamekeeper!

what about the Gardener? bet she has one of those stashed in a shed somewhere

Pah! He's got no experience and he's gay!

He wasn't very gay last night!

You were very drunk last night - are you sure it was the junior gamekeeper...?

And he's certainly got a bit more experience than he had before.

Actually - now you mention it.... he did smell like the goat and didn't talk to me much.

You sure do know how to kill a conversation don't you M2T I'm shocked.

Cerys, all I did was comment that a TV might be nice and the Beetroot went and nicked it from that new pub down the road. Honestly, as if I'd do something like that...

Well this is just lovely isn't it? Who's turn is it to muck out the llamas??? It's not mine, but I guess I'm going to end up doing it AGAIN. And don't think I don't know why - I've seen you all sneaking off to that nasty new pub. Disgusting.

I thought communal living would be a good thing, but I think I'm going to have to reassess my life. It's not much fun when I get left to look after all the children, clean the yurt, feed and care for the animals, clean the toilets, cook....(yes, in that order )

Urghhhh....

Anais - just come down the pub. The kids'll clean the llamas out. They've got to be useful for something!
Do we have any special herbs ready for harvest? I definitely need a calming smoke.

Ooooh - can I pop in for ten mins before bedttime. I just ranted on the thread bobbins started (blessherheartandkeyboard), and feel all woozey now... Hey M2B - glad you haven't disappeared yet... where you going on holiday?

Hi Snickers - I'm hiding in here at the moment. Can't face the pub. I'm just going down to Liverpool for a long weekend. Can't wait.
I'm rolling a joint if you fancy a wee smoke before bed?

You're my kinda bird... Roll a fat one babe - I want to sleep soundly tonight Niiiiiiice...

Ah, chuck the joint in my direction please ladies.

A big fat what was that snicks? (Can I call you snicks???)

I've never been to liverpool! You say "down" to liverpool - are you way way oop noth then?

Well, by that I was thinking a nice rasta ice-cream cone style of badly rolled spliff... Fan-tastic! Of course you can... How friendly - and just what we needed after all that mayhem!

Hi Anais - I cleaned the llamas out. Snickers will pass you the joint.... I'm stooooooned already!

Snickers I'm way up in Central Scotland. My future inlaws stay in Liverpool, so it's a family visit.

I'm off to bed now, coz I'm up early and that joint was so strong I can't feel my legs.

Night.

Oooh - thanks M2B - have a gr8 time...

Here's ya're anais... It's still worth a toke or two...

Off to land of nod myself now... Oh yeah! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

THANK YOU FOR CLEANING OUT THE LLAMAS M2T you are and angel! Have a great weekend sweetie.

Looks like the pubs pretty quiet now too. Not that I've been over there of course...