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YURT

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Philippat · 02/05/2003 12:20

It's here when you need it (without GF influence, although I do wonder if that will make it more boring). The other one can still be used in emergencies, of course.

The Dalai's bringing the lamas and the llamas. Please pick up your mooncups, placenta, yak hair beanbags etc and bring them round. Don't forget the wine.

I'll start the ooooooommmmmmmmmmm-ing

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Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 11:08

Lovely soupdragon. And the smell when you opened that cupboard was amazing!! I might stick my head in there later.

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 11:11

Only if you don't want to come out again

Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 11:12

Good idea! As long as it's only full of herbs and spices it'll stop me eating anything and I'll have lost loadsa weight tonight.

KeepingMum · 07/05/2003 11:16

Can I book a place in the yurt for the end of July, I am expecting number 2 and I think this would be the perfect place for him/her to be brought into the world. All the Mumsnet yurt-dwellers will be perfect birth partners, or I could just go round the back of the yurt and squat in the the yak dung heap. I will specially prepare the placenta as a welcome feast or we could dry it and grind it and use it to sprinkle on the cappuccinos. I hope the yurt is still standing by then, and the activity with Brad hasn't torn holes in the side. Maybe when Linda comes back from 'I'm a celebrity...' she can do some reaallly, reaaallly great things with it.

Girly · 07/05/2003 11:18

Brad is officially worn out, poor fella! anyone got any viagra?

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 11:20

Have a look in the "herb and spice" cupboard. You never know what's in there.

Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 11:21

Keepingmum - How many calories do you think a placenta has?? I'm getting married in October and I may have to save up some Scottish Slimmers checks to join in the feast. Unless it's on a Wednesday night. I'm allowed to be bad on a Wednesday.

Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 11:22

Hey - I'm in the cupboard! And there's no viagra. Leave him alone Girly.

I have a fresh stock of Brads coming in after lunch.

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 11:25

Bad on a Wednesday eh? Snurk.

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 11:27

I think there's some Vuka Vuka in the back of the cupboard - used by African kings & warriors for centuries as a aphrodisiac apparently. Chuck some in a double espresso and give it to Brad.

KeepingMum · 07/05/2003 12:06

M2T I reckon placenta is very low, fat and high protein, it probably has all my iron supplies as well so I should probably eat it all myself but I'm prepared to share if you're sharing Brad.

EmmaTMG · 07/05/2003 12:58

With so many references to this thread every where else I had to come a have a look, haven't a clue what you're all talking about as I toooooo lazy to read it all but thought I'd join in anyway.

cerys · 07/05/2003 12:59

Bron,Bron, put that bottle of Baileys down - or pass it to me, please!

Have just found a Pot Noodle in the herb and spice cupboard. Anyone going to own up?

Sezza - what are Godivas?

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 21:34

Ooooh - no one's here! Brad? Brad...?

crystaltips · 07/05/2003 21:39

Rustle Rustle - from under the sleeping bag - Sorry Soupie didnt realise there was anyone else here ......

You can come out now Brad

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 21:42

Shouldn't you making dessert?

Bron · 07/05/2003 21:42

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Girly · 07/05/2003 21:42

Poor Brad, he must be really limp by now!

Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 21:42

Don't forget about me in the Herbs and Spices cupboard!!!
Was that a cork I heard popping?

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 21:45

Was it your pot noodle Cerys found M2T?

Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 21:49

Nope - not guilty. Although with all those cookies I did lose 2 hours of my life. Perhaps I went on a munchie mission to Asda..... nope couldn't have, there are no Mars wrappers or empty bottles of Irn Bru.

SoupDragon · 07/05/2003 21:55

Right, if Brad's busy again, I'll have to go off in search of Spike. I think I saw him wandering about in my bedroom last time I closed my eyes...

anais · 07/05/2003 23:31

WWW, thank you for missing me. As to where I've been....hmmm, I wondered off after the last batch of cannabis cookies, got lost somewhere behind the composting toilet and seem to have lost the last few weeks of my life. All I know is I've got some rather exotic stamps in my passport, a tattoo that I can't account for and a rather nasty rash....

Oh, but it is good to be back. How I've missed this place - the wonderful people, the laughter, the smell of yak hair and llama pee - there's no place like it on earth.

Pass the joint, and I'm still waiting for a glass of nettle wine...

Mum2Toby · 07/05/2003 23:43

I'd pass it to you but I can't seem to get out of the herbs and spice cupboard.

Help?...... someone????

Or could you send Brad in maybe?

anais · 07/05/2003 23:48

WWW, thank you for missing me. As to where I've been....hmmm, I wondered off after the last batch of cannabis cookies, got lost somewhere behind the composting toilet and seem to have lost the last few weeks of my life. All I know is I've got some rather exotic stamps in my passport, a tattoo that I can't account for and a rather nasty rash....

Oh, but it is good to be back. How I've missed this place - the wonderful people, the laughter, the smell of yak hair and llama pee - there's no place like it on earth.

Pass the joint, and I'm still waiting for a glass of nettle wine...

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