YURT

[Philippat]

It's here when you need it (without GF influence, although I do wonder if that will make it more boring). The other one can still be used in emergencies, of course.

The Dalai's bringing the lamas and the llamas. Please pick up your mooncups, placenta, yak hair beanbags etc and bring them round. Don't forget the wine.

I'll start the ooooooommmmmmmmmmm-ing

I think you've had quite enough nettle wine, Anais

Right, how many of you lot need a coffee?

I've been lurking around outside for a while... Can I sneak in the back door/tent-flap with my husband's bowl of home-made bean-sprout muesli? Oh, and he made the joghurt himself, too.
By the way, can you drink nettle wine if you're pg?

You can certainly drink the Yurt's nettle wine when you're pregnant Beansprout Meusli and home made yoghurt. Mmmm!

Have you seen Brad anywhere?

Was he the exhausted-looking guy who slipped out of the yurt in the middle of the night muttering "get me out of here!"??

He could still walk?? Well, the Antipodean Yurt dwellers can't have been enjoying him properly Never mind, we'll have to go and kidnap a new man.

Morning Folks - you lot took your time! I've already got a fresh batch of organic blueberry muffins in the oven!

I let Brad go coz he let me out of the Herbs and Spice cupboard.

Mmmm - blueberry muffins. Oddly enough, I have some real blueberries in the fridge and all the other ingredients ...

Soupie - check again!
I came round yours earlier whilst you slept and "borrowed" a few ingredients.

Given that you were in Edgarcat & Lindy's party room until 10:20pm and were back at 8:23, I find that verrrrry difficult to believe

Oooops - who's house was I rummaging through then!!?? Oh dear.... wasn't me Officer.... honest!!

Oops, I just squished a whole load of spiders whilst going to sit on my leather and fur-lined beanbag. I hope I haven't upset the Karma or anything!

Aaand relaaax. DD convinced she didn't want her afternoon nap, wailing ensues - but I was right!! Silence. Deep breaths. Hello Yurt.

Gosh - it's quiet in here tonight. A very spicy smell in the air still. And there's me brought casket of coals and bucket of water to turn it into a sweat lodge to boot. (steam rises gently into the air...)

Can I tempt anyone? DH in munich this week and feeling the need for good company and illicit substances...

(at least I can hog the beanbags now!!)

I'm rrrrrrrrrrright behind you. It's awfully hot in here!
Do you fancy some organic Chardonnay?

Pour away M2B! Good to meet you? I'm out on Friday so can't attend the par-tay. Boo!

glug glug glug....... there you go.... chilled, just like the YURT.

It's goood stuff.

Don't worry about missing the party, they'll be another one here on Saturday.

Hang on, Hang on HAAAANG ON, M2T, you LET Brad go????? You LET HIM GO??????? And there was me under the impression that the yurt was a democracy. I can't believe this. I want Brad back I only just got back and I only had 1 turn with him. It's not fair, it's not faaaaaaaaaair

You must understand that I was in that cupboard fro 24 hours!!!

Anyway Anais - I hear a rumour that there are a few more (fresh) healthy specimins headin our way! They are being scrubbed clean as we speak!!

Patience....
....ahhh here they are now!!

Meet... Ralph Fiennes and George Clooney (only popped in for a cameo!! so be quick!)

Yurm. So - I can see you getting hot there boys... About time you took those shirts off me thinks? M2B - don't just sit there - get these nice fellas a glass of the good stuff!

Lucky we got here early - there's no queue tonight!

Oooooh, now that's more like it. Any chance of a Ewan McGregor any time soon???

If I hear ONE more student ask me for an extension I'm going to ....I don't know what I'll do but it won't be pretty and it certainly won't be PC. Where's Brad gone? I need a massage and one of those herbal jazz cigarettes.

Oy! You lads! B**r off! That's our herb garden!

Yeah boys!! Feck off back to you street corner!

Did they get away with anything valuable Soupie??

Only some oregano and a bit of basil. Silly a*s didn't know what they were looking for.