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It's here when you need it (without GF influence, although I do wonder if that will make it more boring). The other one can still be used in emergencies, of course.

The Dalai's bringing the lamas and the llamas. Please pick up your mooncups, placenta, yak hair beanbags etc and bring them round. Don't forget the wine.

I'll start the ooooooommmmmmmmmmm-ing

This is funny! I'd come in but nettle wine brings me out in a rash. Can I smuggle in a bottle of Baileys and a King size bar of Galaxy. Promise to share with you all....

Oh Chincilla YES YES YES - I was privately wondering about my long term apptitude for Yurt life in its current form - Can we be subversive Yurties? OOOOooommmming on Baileys and truffles rather than placenta pie Nettlewine???

Bea, will you need to bring those in, can't you just use llama hair or instinctively know when to hold your baby out ala Eskimos (honestly nov NCT mag!).

Can I come and give birth here? I've decided it would have just the right vibes.

Only if I can have the umbilical cord for my new flak jacket, Ninja.

so this is where you all get stoned!

Bayleaf - you're my type of girl! Truffles it is then...I never was partial to placenta!

No, Custardo, the stoning was going to take place on the education thread...

Peers round the flap.....

Cor! It's quiet all over tonight isn't it?? They're all drunk on the other threads, and have been turfed off their pc's by dh/dp's. Sent mine to the pub.....

Anyone want some reiki, I'm learning and could do with a practice??

Sigh... Anyone here? I'm going to stick some calming lavendar oil on the burner and chill out.

Cannibis cookie anyone...?

I'm here Soupie ... can I call you soupie? It's a bit heated out there isn't it?
I'll have a nibble of that cookie you've got ... need to calm my karma

I'm going to have to take the lama bean bag, as I have torn the ligaments in my foot. Fell down a *step running after ds, who had fallen down the same step! He, being 3 bounced, and I have been left with a foot that is intent on doing an impersonation of a foot ball, while going a fetching shade of black! So pass me the wine girls, I need to relax with my foot up for a minimum for 2 days!

Here you go, hmb, some nice nettle wine. Sounds painful!

Yes, Ghosty, it is indeed heated out there. Here, have this whole cookie, I'm making some more...

Now, shall I put chocolate chips in this next batchof cookies or not?

Chocolate chips Soupie? Is that what you call them?????

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Can I come in and chill? Is there anything in that wine that'll calm my Premenstrual hormones?

No, but a glass or two coupled with a cookie will mean you won't care...

Turn on the whale music and pass me the wine. Not too much though - have to get out for the school run soon !

They're very special chocolate chips... I made them myself. Now, does cannibis count as a portion of vegetables by any chance?

I'm here! It's all going off out there again!

Any chance of some cookies without the cannabis but just lots of chocolate (organic of course)?

Is it a bit early for the nettle wine or could we have some with lunch?

Just the one cookie for me.... I have a meeting this afternoon and I don't want to have a laughing fit.

Is that hemp I can smell?

Wow can't believe how many of your have dropped in during the time I was posting!

Nettle wine it is then!

You name it ... you can smell it!! This is a yurt after all!!
That was a lovely cookie soupdragon ... save some for me for later ... am off to bed now ... well, I'll curl up in my yak hair sleeping bag in that corner if no-one minds ... it is 11pm here!!
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Here you go, Demented. Organic free trade choccie chips, no funny stuff.

Now, that shopping isn't going to unpack itself...

so here you all are! I've been stumbling around with my mooncup (rather a messy business in itself) looking for you all. If you didn't like my paintings, you only had to say so

Any of those cookies left? And did someone mention Baileys? Think Im going to like it here....

Thanks Soupdragon you're a star!

I think I am going to hide in here all day as I couldn't resist just a little post on another thread, in fact maybe I will just take myself off to the composting toilets for the rest of the afternoon.

Just back for another bottle of wine to take with me.

Have had a visitor in my house for five days and am quite glad she has gone, my DS2 has had an ear infection followed closely by diahorrah and I am personally in need of a Mooncup.

Mental note, stay in the Yurt!